Favorite TV/movie words and one liners?

"I have a shotgun. You have a frying pan."

"Johnny Dangerously ?"

Yup!

68GT

"Johnny Dangerously ?"

68GT

Yup!

I watch "WAYYYYY" to much TV !

"Your friends might get me in a rush, but not before I turn your head into a canoe, you understand me?"

Wyatt Earp Tombstone 

"Frank, we must all compromise."

"Bullsh!t!"

                                                                    Bullitt

“Layton, today you are a man.”

Battleground

"Like, sometimes you're so beautiful it just gags me. " Quote from Tony Kirby - Jimmy Stewart's character in the movie, You Can't Take It With You

“Right! Let’s work on our first heart attack, shall we?”

The Wild Geese

“Repeat please”

Battle of Britain

stikpusher

“Repeat please”

 

Battle of Britain

 

Takatakatakataka!

"Pour yourself some backbone and shut up!"

Colt .45

“Greg honey, is it supposed to be this soft?”

Animal House

From Mr. & Mrs. Smith.  After Angela blasts away with a shotgun at Brad.  "Honey, you ok?"

Kirk: l would not presume to debate you.

Spock: That is wise.

Wrath of Khan

Navy pilots attract Geisha girls but frighten the fish!

Tora! Tora! Tora!

“NOT THE COFFEEMAKER!!!”

Bohemian Rhapsody

I wont crash this truck , ... It's a BEER truck !

They call me Mr. Tibbs.

Bish

There are loads i like from Monty Pythons Life of Brian. Unfortunatly my favorites are not printable in full.

But one i can print

Pailin ''Your nose is going to be 3 foot wide across your face by the time i've finished with you''

Idle ''Who hit yours then, Goliaths big brother''

 

When asked this question my go to is the Carry on series. Kenneth Williams in Carry on Cleo as Julius Caesar calls out Infamy Infamy they all have it in for me.  

Est.1961

 

 

Bish

There are loads i like from Monty Pythons Life of Brian. Unfortunatly my favorites are not printable in full.

But one i can print

Pailin ''Your nose is going to be 3 foot wide across your face by the time i've finished with you''

Idle ''Who hit yours then, Goliaths big brother''

 

 

 

 

When asked this question my go to is the Carry on series. Kenneth Williams in Carry on Cleo as Julius Caesar calls out Infamy Infamy they all have it in for me.  

 

Good old carry On, they don't make them like that any more. If they did, there would be uproar.

“Really doctor, you must learn to govern your passions; they will be your undoing.” - Star Trek II

“They told me you came back for me - why?”  ”Because the needs of the many were outweighed by the needs of the few.” - Star Trek III

“Would this be an appropriate time for a colorful metaphor?“ - Star Trek IV

”Your father was a starship captain for 15 minutes.  In that time he saved the lives of over 800 crewmen.  I challenge you to do better.” - JJ Star Trek

”Sir, is this gonna be a stand up fight, or is it gonna be another bug hunt?”  “All we know for certain that there is still no contact with the colony, and that the xenomorph may be involved.”  “Excuse me sir, a xeno what?!”  “It’s a bug hunt.” - Aliens

”I am Darth Vader, extraterrestrial, from the planet Vulcan!!!” - Back to the Future

”What awe you doing?  This is no chawade.” - Kentucky Fried Movie, Fist Full of Yen

”Aaap-aaap-aaap-aaap!” - Also from KFM, same segment

"It's not the years honey, it's the mileage", Raiders of the Lost Ark

"Go ahead, make my day", Dirty Harry

"Keep your friends close, keep your enemies closer", Godfather

“Toto, I've got a feeling we're not in Kansas anymore.” The Wizard of Oz

“What we've got here is failure to communicate.” Cool Hand Luke

“Show me the money!” Jerry Maguire

"Now I want you to remember that no b#st&rd ever won a war by dying for his country. He won it by making the other poor dumb b%st*rd die for his country." — Gen. George Patton, "Patton"

“You're gonna need a bigger boat.” Jaws

“I'll be back.” The Terminator

“Houston, we have a problem.” Apollo 13

“My precious.” The Lord of the Rings

“I feel the need - the need for speed!” Top Gun

“I'll get you, my pretty, and your little dog, too!” The Wizard of Oz

"Release the Kraken!", Clash of the Titans

"It's just a flesh wound", Monty Python's Holy Grail

"Come with me if you want to live", Terminator2

From Blackadder.

Edmund: ''The eyes are open, the mouth moves, but Mr Brain has long since departed, hasn’t he, Perce?''

The Bishop of Bath and Wells: ''You fiend! Never have I encountered such corrupt and foul-minded perversity! Have you ever considered a career in the Church?''

Edmund: ''They do say, Mrs M, that verbal insults hurt more than physical pain. They are, of course, wrong, as you will soon discover when I stick this toasting fork in your head.''

Edmund: ''You ride a horse rather less well than another horse would. Your brain would make a grain of sand look large and ungainly and the part of you that can’t be mentioned, I am reliably informed by women around the court, wouldn’t be worth mentioning even if it could be.''

Lieutenant George:
Oh, sir, if we should happen to tread on a mine, what do we do?

Captain Blackadder:
Well, normal procedure, Lieutenant, is to jump up 200 feet into the air and scatter yourself over a wide area.

Carry on Screaming had its moments: To the best of my memory

Harry H Corbett's Inspector questioning Jim Dales's boyfriend character,

Inspector: What was your girlfriend wearing when she disappeared in the woods.

Boyfriend: A chequered jacket and a brown skirt.

Inspector: Did you get that down.

Boyfriend: I BEG your pardon.

Inspector: I wasn't talking to you, did you get that all down in your notes Sergeant.

Sergeant: Yes sir.

No matter how many years pass just sticks in the head. Thinking might have to find them and watch them again.

"That's gonna leave a mark...."

Chris Farley as Tommy Boy, after crashing his head into...just about everything.

Can't remember the movie, might have been a Disney flick back in the 60's, but Edward G. Robinson smacked one of his underlings and berated him for a bit. Last thing Robinson said was: "Stop that bleeding. It's ridiculous!"

I use it all that time when the sharp things get the better of me. Hey, it's all part of the hobby, and any hobby worth having is worth bleeding over.

gregbale

"That's gonna leave a mark...."

I remember this from Men in Black 2.

Fron Death of Stalin

[the guards standing outside Stalin’s room hear a thud behind the closed doors]
Red Army Soldier #1: Should we investigate?

Red Army Soldier #2: Should you shut the f**k up before you get us both killed?

Kaganovich: How can you run and plot at the same time?

Georgy Zhukov: I took Germany, I think I can take a flesh lump in a waistcoat.

Kelly's Heros

Crapgame: Then make a DEAL!

Big Joe: What kind of deal?

Crapgame: A DEAL, deal!