Favorite TV/movie words and one liners?

"All right, what do you want these guys to think you are, a bunch of WACs?"

Sgt. Kinney, Battleground

"Go that way...REALLY FAST!  If something gets in your way...turn." ~Better Off Dead

... In the early days of World War III, guerrillas – mostly children – placed the names of their lost upon this rock. They fought here alone and gave up their lives, so that this nation shall not perish from the earth.

Red Dawn

"Enlighten me Boone."

     "All the gods, all the heavens, all the hells, are within you."

"I'll have to think about that one."

     "I'll be here all night."

13 HOURS

"Never give up, never surrender!"  Galaxy Quest

"Be careful what you shoot.  There are things down there that don't react well to bullets."  Captain Ramius from the Hunt for Red October

John

Sgt Schultz:  V gates..baby.

Hahn Solo:  Never tell me the odds.

Jimmy Stewart:  One takeoff and one landing, and I told my wife to wait in the car, this won't take long.

Lt. Lake, you're almost out of uniform.

What's this I keep hearing about a tatoo?

Well, it was right after the Murmansk brushing incident....

"Well done team! Now back to base for debriefing and cocktails!"

Spotswood, Team America

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Sgt Schultz:  V gates..baby.

Hahn Solo:  Never tell me the odds.

Jimmy Stewart:  One takeoff and one landing, and I told my wife to wait in the car, this won't take long.

Lt. Lake, you're almost out of uniform.

What's this I keep hearing about a tatoo?

Well, it was right after the Murmansk brushing incident....

 

 

Ha love Periscope Down.  Think like a Pirate.  I want a man with a tattoo on his d*ck  

I used my U-Bild-It Meme Kit to turn some good quotes into memes I can drop into chats online, as appropriate.

When there's no reply to a question or comment in a group chat...

When I'm kidding around with someone, sometimes I'll reach for Buck Laughlin...

And at work, when there's a technical issue and someone asks me if it's solved...

"Bye Felicia!"

"You're going to need a bigger boat."

"Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit sniffing glue."

"Do or do not, there is no try."

"No, no, he didn't slam you, he didn't bump you, he didn't nudge you... he rubbed you. And rubbin son, is racin'."

"Sell crazy someplace else. We're all stocked up here!"

Merchandizing, merchanzing, where the real money on the movie is made.  

Spaceballsm the T-shirt

Spaceballs the breakfast cerial

Spaceballs the lunchbox

Spaceballs the flamethrower.  The kids love this one.

From the first episode of "Quark".  It may not be exact, but it's close.

The enemy ship is approaching the planet of the Spartans, that should stop them.  Here comes the message.

Attention planet, we demand you surrender or be destroyed.

Where are you?  All we see is a moon in orbit.

That is our ship.

Give up 10 minutes to pack.

Another couple from Spaceballs.

"Please.  Don't make a fuss.  Its just plain Yogurt."

"Yogurt!  I hate Yogurt!  Even with strawberries!"

What's the matter Colonel Sanderrrrrs? Chickeennnnn???

Never underestimate the power of the schwartz.

I picked up four Spaceballs face masks.  I grabbed them from the site and should have gotten a few others.

Spaceballs the Face Mask

May the Schwartz be with you

the chest buster alien from the dinner

and, I can't breath in this thing.

There are others, including a version of the NASA emblem with Eagle 5 at the end of the two red lines.

"They said it was a 'million dollar wound'. But the Army must keep that money 'cause I ain't seen a nickel out that million dollars."

Forrest Gump

Trucker in truck cab says to John Candy, climb up in here, Slim!

From the House on Haunted Hill (the original with Vincent Price)

They're coming for me now, then they'll come for you.

   he must have survived because later he became Captain Kirk's lawyer

From Queem of Outer Space.......oh forget it.  I don't think there were any good lines in that movie.

From Kelly's Heroes:

The bridge is still up.  No it ain't.

Young Frankstein:

We scientists learn to accept these things, with quiet, dignety, and grace.   YOU NO GOOD BAS====D, WHAT HAVE YOU DONE?  

Igor: Quiet, dignety, and grace.

This one may have been covered.

"Missed it by that much."

Maxwell Smart

BK

It's the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man

Chief, if it's that clasasified, we need the cone of silence.

Hymie, what kind of name is that for a robot?

My Father's name was Hymie.

I remember hearing a strange clip clop sound outside the cabin.

Max, did you find out who made the clip clop sound?

Everybody on board makes that sound.

modelcrazy

It's the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man

My favorite Bill Murray quote from GB -- which I have subsequently used, quite often, in my own life:

"I love this plan! I'm excited to be a part of it. Let's do it....!"

"Ray, next time somebody asks you if you're a god...you say...YES!"

" Game over.  What the ____ are we gonna do now?"

Like I told my last wife, I says, “Honey, I never drive faster than I can see. Besides that, it’s all in the reflexes.”   Jack Burton

BK

From the movie Armed and Dangerous

“There are only two things that you have to remember: never fall asleep where anyone can see you and make sure your name is very clearly marked on your lunch.”

“Just remember, when you pull the trigger, the bullets come out going very, very fast. So make sure to keep the weapon pointing away from you. Now that's about it. You are now armed... guards. God help us all.”

“- Judge: Mr. Kane, you are one of the worst lawyers I've ever known.
- Norman Kane: Well, then I move for a mistrial.”

“Gosh, I didn't realize it was going to be this formal. If I had known it was going to be this kind of party I would have worn underwear.”

"ARVN rifle, never fired and only dropped once"

Full Metal Jacket

On bargaining for some  "relaxation".

This one comes back to me frequently. Most recently, in a Teams chat this morning...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CahNAauFgys

"My response is strictly limited, regardless of my personal preference, you understand that don't you? Like somebody cheating in school, once word gets out, you can behave anyway you g**d**** please. Your discipline's gone, you can forget about getting it back. Now you're going to have to be arrested, over and out!"

Medical Col. to Sgt. Dohun, A Bridge Too Far