Favorite TV/movie words and one liners?

Switch to emergency power. Well duh

My wife was on one of the upper levels of the V.A. hospital where they have robot carts running paperwork and small equipment from place to place.  Whe watched one go by, and on the back was a sticker that said " I'm not the droid youi're looking for".

Let's say they were seen going this way...

response: they were seen going this way.

response: Now let's say....

Police Squad T.V. series

Look, the invader's ship is heading straight for the planet of the Spartans, they'll stop them.

Transmissions:  Spartans, you will surrender now.

                        Who said that?

                        We did, surrender, now.

                        We don't see any ship out there, only that small moon.

                        That si our ship.

 slight pause:  Give us time to pack.

Just what we need, a Druish Princess.

Gee, she doesn't look Druish.

rob44

"Leave the gun, take the canolli."

 

The Godfather!  

I love a great mob movie.  

Along that theme:

"What do you mean funny?  Like a clown?  Do I amuse you?  Huh!?  What do you mean funny??!!"

Something from my childhood, "I want to be a dentist". Not really but when stuff goes south I really want to do something else. Rudolph the Rednosed Reindeer.

It's a MANS HEAD! Wild Wild West

Surly you jest..

I never jest and don't call me Shirley.

I just want you to know everbody is counting on you.

Luke I'm your father...followed by NNNNOOOOOOOOO.

These aren't the droids your looking for. That phrase works sometimes on my boss.

Love the entire opening monologue in Patton, but what always stands out is the following line - we're gonna go through them like crap through a goose!

The Good, the Bad and the Ugly

Blondie: You see, in this world there's two kinds of people, my friend: Those with loaded guns and those who dig. You dig.

Tuco: When you have to shoot, shoot. Don't talk.

1941

Wild Bill Kelso: Turn this tub around, you're taking me to Tokyo!

In the Line of Fire

Frank Horrigan: You have a rendezvous with my a** mother*****r!

Crimson Tide

Captain Ramsey: If you cannot keep up, that stinging sensation you will be feeling in the seat of your pants will be my boot n your a**!

There are many more...

"Then make a deal with him"

"What kind of a deal?"

"A deal deal. Maybe he's a Republican. Business is business." 

"You mean there's a catch?"

"Sure there's a catch," Doc Daneeka replied. "Catch-22. Anyone who wants to get out of combat duty isn't really crazy."

Saavik- You lied.

Spock- I exaggerated.

echolmberg

From TV:  Whaaaaaat dooooeeeesss a......yellooooooow liiiiiight mean?!?!

From movies:  The problem is not the problem.  The problem is your attitude about the problem.

Now the fun part.  Can anyone tell me where either of those are from?  

Eric

 

The first one is from Taxi, Classic episode of Rev. Jim getting a license.

DasBeav

 

 

echolmberg

From TV:  Whaaaaaat dooooeeeesss a......yellooooooow liiiiiight mean?!?!

From movies:  The problem is not the problem.  The problem is your attitude about the problem.

Now the fun part.  Can anyone tell me where either of those are from?  

Eric

  

First one is from Taxi....Jim Ignatoski taking his driving test...NEVER LAUGHED SO HARD!

 

Bingo!  That clip from Taxi has got to be one of, if not THE, funniest moment in TV history.  The second quote is from Captain Jack Sparrow in "Pirates of the Caribbean".  I thought it was a great quote and a great way to look at a problem.

Eric

Do you want to play a game? Wargames

Us Yellowbeards are never more dangerous than when we're dead.

"Leave the gun, take the canolli."

Young Guns II

I'd rather drink kerosene and p*iss on a brushfire

Mr. Lizard:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZO9Kt9-MFgM

Guys, get a room.

Aww, that's not right!

What's your name?

Barf

What's your full name?

Barfthalmew!

Well, goodbye virgin alarm.

littletimmy

 

 

lawdog114

Put it on the Underhill account.

 

 

Fletch.    I love chevy chase.

Thank you very little!

 

What kind of name is Poone anyways?

Comanche Indian...

lawdog114

Put it on the Underhill account.

Fletch.    I love chevy chase.

Thank you very little!

"Pardon me, boy- is that the Transylvania choo-choo?"

"Ya! Ya! Track twenty nine.... say, can I give you a shine?"

(Young Frankenstein again.)

Here are the two most famous one liners that were never spoken:

"Play it again, Sam"

"Beam me up, Scotty"

"You don't have a better bad idea than this?"

"This is the best bad idea we have sir, by far"

There's no way, no way, you could have come from my loins.

WE have the fastest tanks in the European theatre of operation.  We want to be able to get out of trouble almost as fast as we got into it.

We're almost out of uniform Lt. Lake.

Be afraid, be very afraid.

Looks like I picked the wrong day to give up sniffing glue.

You threatened the lives of every man in my command. That's my job.

echolmberg

From TV:  Whaaaaaat dooooeeeesss a......yellooooooow liiiiiight mean?!?!

From movies:  The problem is not the problem.  The problem is your attitude about the problem.

Now the fun part.  Can anyone tell me where either of those are from?  

Eric

 

"What knockers!"

"Why, thank you, Doctor!"

...Young Frankenstein

From TV:  Whaaaaaat dooooeeeesss a......yellooooooow liiiiiight mean?!?!

From movies:  The problem is not the problem.  The problem is your attitude about the problem.

Now the fun part.  Can anyone tell me where either of those are from?  

Eric

From Predator:

Blain: The SOB's dug in like an Alabama tick.

Poncho: You're hit, you're bleedin' man.

Blain: I ain't got time to bleed.

"Apology accepted, Captain Needa."

"You came in that thing? You're braver than I thought!"

DasBeav

No Caddyshack! No Mel Brooks movies!

 

Put zee candle beck!