Favorite TV/movie words and one liners?

Nicholson, in Bucket List.

Never pass up a bathroom.

Never waste a **** **, (erection.)

Never trust a fart.

From Roger Rabbit: "Everyone needs a hobby."  Eddy Valiant's reply to Maroon's denile of being a murderer.  The LHS uses this line on it's billboard.

"I have  a bad feeling about this"  every Star Wars by just about everybody.

From "Heartbreak Ridge":

The Corps is looking for a few good men. Unfortunately, you ain't it.

Classic Stooges:

Nyuck, Nyuck, Nyuck!!

Pee Wee Herman:

I meant to do that.....

Hi,

Three of my favorites are;

"Have fun storming the castle" from "The Princess Bride"

"Maybe the guy's a Republican" from "Kelly's Heroes"

and

"Mister I gots to know" from "Dirty Harry"

Pat

"It's a hell of a day at sea, sir."

USCG Seaman on 82' WPB in OVERBOARD

"One ping only, Vasilly."

Sean Connery in THE HUNT FOR RED OCTOBER

Inspector Clouseau explaining what kind of bomb it was. "The exploding kind you fool!"

" Not a hard man to track, he leaves dead bodies every where he goes".

Just the facts maam

...choppers

But this one goes to eleven...    This Is Spinal Tap

Would 60 gallons suffice?    Robby the robot in Forbidden Planet

And probably my #1 from Das Boot.   Who says you cant make somthing from $*@#.

Maybe not so much a one liner but i love to quote George C Scott's christmas carol whenever my wife complains its cold

"These are garments Mr Cratchet. Garments were invented by the human race as a protection against the cold. Once purchased, they may be used indefinitely for the purpose for which they are intended." 

"Paulie may have moved slow, but it was only because Paulie didn't have to move for anybody"

"Take off, you hoser !"

"Beauty, eh ?"

There is no problem that can't be solved without the proper application of explosives.

Geezer

Agreed, that there are many. One of my all time favorites is from WKRP, too...."As God is my witness, I thought turkeys could fly!"

 

 

 

This one's a family favorite.  I even got the t-shirt for my father.

https://cincyshirts.com/products/wkrp-turkey-drop-youth-tee?variant=35810093379

There are so many from "Full Metal Jacket," but most of them aren't appropriate for this forum.  However, there is:

"You're so ugly you could be a modern art masterpiece!"

You gonna pull those pistles, or whistle Dixie 

I loved watching Moonlighting with Cybill Sheperd and Bruce Willis back in the mid 80's. When they got into bad situations and Maddy would say to David "we are gonna get killed" but David Addison would come back with his famaous line........."no we won't, it's in the script!"

Whenever my wife is watching a movie or a series and says something like "how are they gonna get out of this one?"  I just reply to her the Bruce Willis one liner.........."it's in the script."

I ate his liver with some fava beans with a nice Chianti

Hanibel Lechter-silence of the lambs

Stik,love Tombstone

Are you just gonna stand there and bleed ?

"This is just a flesh wound..."

"Did we give up when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor..."

"That's what she said..."

"You're killin' me Smalls"

"Feeling lucky punk?"

And from Bridge Over the River Kwai as the Japanese commander addresses the new British prisoners;

"Be happy in your work!"

"Thank you sir, may I have another."

You do know how to whistle don't you Steve? Just put your lips together and blow? Followed of course by Bogie's rsponse.

And from Sgt. Schultz "I know nothing, nothing!"

Problem is ;

 The one liner I remember best is the one that was actually musical .The whistled theme from " The High And The Mighty "

 I thought about it for the first time in many years after the ambulance with me and another person rolled away from a 747 crash .

  That was over Thirty five years ago .Still whistle the darned thing . As far as spoken ones I have to go with " You're gonna need a bigger boat "  T.B.

I'm your huckleberry

The needs of the many, outweigh the needs of the few

No, I am your father

Who's the best pilot you ever saw?

I feel the need, the need for speed!

I have come here today to chew bubble gum and kick ass, and I'm all out of bubble gum.

John

There are loads i like from Monty Pythons Life of Brian. Unfortunatly my favorites are not printable in full.

But one i can print

Pailin ''Your nose is going to be 3 foot wide across your face by the time i've finished with you''

Idle ''Who hit yours then, Goliaths big brother''

I have SO many "go-to" one liners!

Top of the list...

"Bend over and I'll show ya!" Clark W. Griswold (works for just about any question!)

"Thank you for your cooperation.  Good night."

"A day in the corps is like a day on the farm; every meal a banquet, every paycheck a fortune, every formation a parade, I LOVE the corps!!!"