the Baron

 

 

GMorrison

Showed this to my IT guy.

he added 31. 

Hackers finish while talking to themselves, ending with "and we are...in".

 

 

 

 

 

I'm just reminded now of the original "Jurassic Park", and the scene in the control room, where Lex sits down at a terminal and says, "It's a Unix system!"  Yeah, great, that explains everything to everyone in the audience.

 

JP also has a great example of the text on a monitor burning itself onto a face, albeit the face of a raptor.

 

 

Reminds me of the old Dilbert comic where his boss asks if they have any of those 'eunuch' programmers. 

Great stuff guys- please keep 'em coming!!!!!

• Grenades have same explosive power of small yield tactical nuke   Somehow we never got issued those
• The 1894 & 1892 Winchesters were actually invented in 1855
• Cowboys in 1874 actually dressed and wore their hair in 1950s styles
• Space crewmen were actually MOD hippies from the 1960s (Star Trek)

• And my favorite ---- THERE IS NEVER A NEED TO USE THE BATHROOM...no matter how long you are in space, in combat, riding the range, at a hotel, on the beach, Etc. etc etc

Lol, the good 'ol 'atomic grenade'!

If anyone is shot or otherwise killed on something high up like a roof they will never just slump down dead there. Nope, they will always fall no matter how far they are from the edge. Most of the time screaming all the way down... 

If you need to sneak into a German base during the Second World War you don't need to know how to speak German. Just speak English with a bad fake German accent- they'll never know the difference. 

If you knock-out or kill a guard no matter how much taller, shorter, fatter, thinner they are their uniform will always fit you perfectly. 

Then there's this ;

 Scenario ; Hidden Russian Air base . Steal the most modern aircraft they have . The original story popped up in a Science Fiction Book years ago . This fellow stole the ship even though he wasn't built to fly it !

    Next theres the scenario of crashing the spaceship and there's no boiling water where the Bay comes in contact with the re-entry hot hull . All climb out and go their way with not even a melted shoe sole ! T.B.

All Brits are very posh or are cockney's.

If posh, they are probably the bad guy.

An RPG-7 weighs about 1.5 lbs.

A tip for members of motorcycle gangs: If you beat up a truck driver in a roadside cafe, the truck driver will run over your motorcycles with his rig.

NO one can carry an Australian accent like and Australian! 

Space craft dont make any sound in the void of space.

Hmm, try as I might , I can't think of anything I've learned from movies, lol. Ok,  in Wonder Woman I was reminded how stupid humans are and that war will go on forever. But I already knew that. I guess I learned from movies that Mel Brooks was silly. I already knew that also. Hmm, I learned in the movie Airplane that jets can sound propeller driven. What else? How about that coyotes and road runners can survive falls from any altitude or that you can ride your nuclear payload to the target via Slim Pickens with hat. I learned to attract women you need to be a hot F-14 pilot. Ok, enough for tonight. I guess there are things to learn from movies.

Max

Oops, one more, six-shooters can fire as many rounds as necessary. Done.

Justsomerandommodeller

• A 9mm pistol doesn't have any recoil and can easily be dual-wielded by anyone.

Clint Eastwood is the only actor that I know of who actually shows weapon recoil when he fires that weapon.....every time, regardless of the weapon being fired. Watch any of his movies (the ones with weapons), and see if I'm wrong!

Plenty of open parking spaces in New York.

Devil Dawg

 

 

Justsomerandommodeller

• A 9mm pistol doesn't have any recoil and can easily be dual-wielded by anyone.

 

 

 

Clint Eastwood is the only actor that I know of who actually shows weapon recoil when he fires that weapon.....every time, regardless of the weapon being fired. Watch any of his movies (the ones with weapons), and see if I'm wrong!

 

You're right, that's a good point!  Certainly in "Dirty Harry", and in "The Outlaw Josey Wales".

Hi,

This may not be what the OP had in mind when starting this thread, but I know that from watching movies I've learned that I personally couldn't care less about what happens to some worm studying scientist and his ex, when Godzilla is supposedly on his way to some big city, nor do I really care to see a story about some random guy and his family, plus the few random people that they encounter along the way, when the entire rest of the world is about to be destroyed in some sort of Mayan Doomsday event, especially if those people end up putting other people at risk along the way.

Important Things We've Learned in the Movies.......

^{Not to believe half of what you hear ~ nothing that you see.}

After getting a serious injury by being pinned to teh ground by an alien bug and with a very large blood stain on your shoulder, you can still walk with your friends in a crowd of soldiers and not show any signs of pain.

The F-16 fighting Falcon is so simple that even a civilian teenager can have access to one and fly it like a trained pilot, especially if your Father is flying in another aircraft with you.

Just because your Father works in the base Command Post, you can get acces to the inside and also handle classified material. 

Space military uniforms were of the same design in several movies and T.V. episodes.

Space suits in the 50s didn't require gloves.

When a spacecraft in the 30's to the 50s fired its engine, why did the smoke always go up?

If you only have 24 hours to solve a complex intricate plot to destroy a government you can drive across LA in 3 minutes and never have to eat or use the bathroom.

A flight P-40s can attack a force of 109s twice their size, shoot most of them down, make several 50 cal strafing passes on their airodrome, destroying everything on the ground, including armor and only suffer 1 plane with a smoking engine.

Zzzzzip!  "Ah!  I'm hit!  Go on without me!"

PFJN

Hi,

This may not be what the OP had in mind when starting this thread, but I know that from watching movies I've learned that I personally couldn't care less about what happens to some worm studying scientist and his ex, when Godzilla is supposedly on his way to some big city, nor do I really care to see a story about some random guy and his family, plus the few random people that they encounter along the way, when the entire rest of the world is about to be destroyed in some sort of Mayan Doomsday event, especially if those people end up putting other people at risk along the way.

 

I have learned everything I know for a successful life from the movies

The Force is with me, I am one with the Force

Super beautiful heroins have equally beatiful evil counterparts.( hence being satisfied with my average wife).

For every rouge drone fighter plane there is an evil manned aircraft that is flown by voice commands....but only if you speak Gaellic.

Here is one from physics, WWII documantaries will always have explosions and sound at the same time....from altitude, meaning logically sound and light travel at the same speed ESPECIALLY in black and white.

All bombs dropped whistle.

Every dive bomber sounds EXACTLY like a Stuka.