"So I drank that devil concoction the day before. It really cleans you out. I felt a very unpleasant episode coming and ran to the master bathroom 15 feet away. Paul, it needed to be 10 feet."
LOL, Paul! When I do the prep part the day before, I drink the stuff, drink the bucket of water afterward, pull a chair into the bathroom to set my laptop on for Netflix, and then settle in...its gonna be a long night. 
Lurch, there wasn't much humor in my first one either, but I already knew what the results were going to be...it was really just a formality to begin the process of determining staging (Stage 3 in my case). I was 48 at the time, and I guess the previous 26 years of sitting above L-band antennas putting out about 200 watts of microwave radiation for hours at a time while doing transponder and altimeter certifications wasn't a good thing. These days I turn the tester on and leave the area while its working and the FAA no longer allows us to do open-air testing above field elevation, so its a quick test and then we pull the breakers. Don't want to go through all of that again, that's for sure. This Thursday will mark 2 years of it being in remission.