.

We have forgotten the humble hamster; 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RvrJT3-VIJ4

Nobody's forgotten the humble hamster, we're just all afraid to utter its name in fear of waking it...

Ever wonder how much hamster there is in spam?

VanceCrozier

Sprue-ce Goose:

 

Hans von Hammer:

 

Surprised no Aircraft guys brought this one up...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5rKYL0tW-Ek

 

 

Hans, ya Hun..came at us from out of the sun.

I hate to say it, but I never saw that one!

(who says these posts can't rhyme.)

 

I thought Hans had been too quiet... he was just watching us all, circling & waiting to pounce. I hate to say it, but I've never seen this either. We've been schooled by von Hammer!

Been wantin' a reason to post this... Danke, meine Herren!

No No Vance, you have picked the stick up by the wrong end here, the real question is;

How much spam is in a hamster.

Hamsters & Guinea Pigs are hand reared in specialised farms in Peru & Bolivia for the sole purpose of making spam - where did you really think spam came from? Many people are under the impression that it arrives tinned to us courtesy of the pig, but that is just urban legend. I know this to be true as I have worked in the spam industry for several years & have even seen the spam farms first hand!

This guy thought he could hide;

This guy thought he could make a stand;

Some of the sympathisers have even gone to extreme measures;

But they all end up the same way - ready for processing;

And in the final product;

Thank you rodents.

Back to the cats.....gotta love Benny,,,,

"..but I cant say Sylvester,... George..."

,

Everybody break out the spam while Hans the Hun notches up his score by downing another unsuspecting post.

Meow

Hey, that first hamster wasn't hiding, it was being grown there, already pre-tinned. Just like tuna.

FYI, I'm now boycotting Spam in all its forms due to the cruel rodent farming practices which have just been exposed. (I had previously boycotted it based solely on its taste & appearance!)

I saw on a different post that Konigswolf discovered he got much more modeling done when his computer was unavailable and he wasn't on the FSM forums etc... can't imagine how that makes any sense! Must be a southern hemisphere kinda thing!!!

Vance
(no longer friendly with Spam)

uh-oh, the thread about nothing has been bumped to my second page. Can't have that then can we!! Watching Fawlty Towers last night - The Germans are coming!! (Don't mention the war...)

"It's just a flesh wound." - Yeah I've heard that before in my line of work.

"If you will not show us the grail, we shall take your castle by force. We have a squadron of A-10's and F-15E Strike Eagles and a Striker Brigade just waiting to plummel you!!!!"

Will you stop talking about ze war....

Me? You started it...

We did not start it...

Yes you did, you invaded Poland....

Medicman71

"If you will not show us the grail, we shall take your castle by force. We have a squadron of A-10's and F-15E Strike Eagles and a Striker Brigade just waiting to plummel you!!!!"

I'm still looking for a Striker Badger in 1/48, if anyone sees one...

VanceCrozier

Medicman71:

"If you will not show us the grail, we shall take your castle by force. We have a squadron of A-10's and F-15E Strike Eagles and a Striker Brigade just waiting to plummel you!!!!"

 

I'm still looking for a Striker Badger in 1/48, if anyone sees one...

I'd love to see more modern armor in 1/48 scale. It would go great with dioramas. Like my MV-22 Osprey. It eats cats!!

"A prawn cocktail..."

Ah yes, Eva Prawn. And Goebbels too

Ein pickled herring"

Ah yes, Hermann Goering, yes, yes..

Medicman71

 

I'd love to see more modern armor in 1/48 scale. It would go great with dioramas. Like my MV-22 Osprey. It eats cats!!

Since this thread is duty bound to change subject at immediate notice;

I say new armour releases - possibly, but what  we really need are some gargantuan new releases in 1/72, C-5, Globemaster, An-124, An-225, A380....................... you know the sort.

It is definitely duty-bound to change at a moments notice, so long as it changes back to something completely unrelated to the original topic. Which was, uhh, anybody?...

OK, so me & a mate are talking years ago about a friend (who wasn't present to advise) who had lost an eye in accident. A "hanger on" in the conversation says "what to you think he thinks he sees through the eye he doesn't have anymore".

I suggest that he thinks he sees black, as in my mind black is what you see when there is no light. My mate quickly corrects me, saying that he sees "nothing" & not black.

My argument is that black or nothing are pretty much the same, hence I say if he were to perceive anything it would be black.

The said one eyed freind moved to Ireland shortly after this conversation & in the following years has not been available for the ultimate answer!

What is the difference between nothing & perceived black?

More importantly how do the potted hamsters feel about it?

Milairjunkie

We have forgotten the humble hamster; 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RvrJT3-VIJ4

 

"Vyvyan, Vyvyan, Vyvyan. Honestly, whenever anything explodes in this house it's always 'Blame Vyvyan'."

Great, now I'm going to have "The Young Ones" in my head the rest of the day!

Aaron Skinner

 

"Vyvyan, Vyvyan, Vyvyan. Honestly, whenever anything explodes in this house it's always 'Blame Vyvyan'."

Great, now I'm going to have "The Young Ones" in my head the rest of the day!

I wouldn't worry about it Aaron - I have had them in my brain (without any noticeable let-up) since I was a violent, vandalistic teenager (wonder why that was?).

Pretty much unbeatable humor in my books!!

Milairjunkie

What is the difference between nothing & perceived black?

More importantly how do the potted hamsters feel about it?

I feel obligated to speak on behalf of the potted hamsters. My opinion... I think it eventually changes. At first, after being able to see with both eyes you would perceive black. After some time I think your brain would get used to seeing with one eye & not really try to register colour or lack of colour... so then you would see nothing.

Wow, when did this thread get so deep?

Guys - when I saw one of the boss geezers on this post I thought he was going to chop it on the grounds of nonsense or animal cruelty or CO2 output or something - relief!

Aaron Skinner

 

Great, now I'm going to have "The Young Ones" in my head the rest of the day!

Oh no, we've attracted the attention of "the authorities". Mr Skinner, I do need to remind you that this thred is in the "general" category. And it's also been a riot from the start, possibly worth featuring in an upcoming issue of FSM!!

Vance

Where in the world is Manny when we really need him and

why doesn't Manny dress up like Aaron for a change?

Milairjunkie

Medicman71:

 

I'd love to see more modern armor in 1/48 scale. It would go great with dioramas. Like my MV-22 Osprey. It eats cats!!

 

Since this thread is duty bound to change subject at immediate notice;

I say new armour releases - possibly, but what  we really need are some gargantuan new releases in 1/72, C-5, Globemaster, An-124, An-225, A380....................... you know the sort.

Oh, shut up and go and change your armor...

VanceCrozier

 

Aaron Skinner:

 

 

Great, now I'm going to have "The Young Ones" in my head the rest of the day!

 

 

Oh no, we've attracted the attention of "the authorities". Mr Skinner, I do need to remind you that this thred is in the "general" category. And it's also been a riot from the start, possibly worth featuring in an upcoming issue of FSM!!

Vance

Let's see: We've got Monty Python, Fawlty Towers, and The Young Ones in a thread. In my book, killing it would be sacrilege.

We're you expecting some kind of Spanish Inquisition?

...I didn't expect a Spanish Inquisition...

Aaron Skinner

 

 

 

Let's see: We've got Monty Python, Fawlty Towers, and The Young Ones in a thread. In my book, killing it would be sacrilege.

We're you expecting some kind of Spanish Inquisition?

Not nearly as dull as being an accountant....

I guess the only thing missing is some Canadian Content... "Kids in the Hall" anyone?

Sprue-ce Goose

 

Aaron Skinner:

 

 

 

 

Let's see: We've got Monty Python, Fawlty Towers, and The Young Ones in a thread. In my book, killing it would be sacrilege.

We're you expecting some kind of Spanish Inquisition?

 

 

Not nearly as dull as being an accountant....

I want to be a lion tamer. I've got a hat.