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Poetry and Lyrics thread...redux...

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Posted by Anonymous on Friday, December 31, 2010 1:01 PM

Skipping Three Steps...

I was cutting the sprue
Right above the rug
With a girl named Linda Lou
When in walked a man
With a spraygun in his hand
And he was looking for you know who
He said, "Hey there, MOJO
With the spine colored yellow
Whatcha tryin' to prove?
'Cause that's my wing there
And I'm a man who cares
And this might be all for you"
I said, "Excuse me"
I was scared and fearing for my life
I was shaking like part B3 on a tree
'Cause he was lean, mean
Big and bad, Lord
Pointin' that spraygun on me
"Oh, wait a minute, Manny
I didn't even break the wrap
Don't want no trouble with you
And I know you don't owe me
But I wish you'd let me
Ask one favor from you"
chorus:
"Oh, won't you
Skip three steps, skip
three steps, Manny
Skip three steps and move onto step four?
Skip three steps, skip
three steps, Manny
And you'll never see me no more"
Oh, sure
Well the crowd cleared away
And I began to pray
And the paint fell on the floor
And I'm telling you, son
Well, it ain't no fun
Staring straight down a Badger model forty-four
Well, he turned and
screamed at Linda Lou
And that's the break I was looking for
Well, you could hear me
screaming a mile away
I was headed out toward the door
chorus
Show me the back door

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Posted by Anonymous on Friday, December 31, 2010 5:13 PM
Styrene
If you wanna get high youve got to get in your wing and fly; styrene.
If you wanna get down, sand it all the way down; styrene.
It 'aint dry, it 'aint dry, it 'aint dry; styrene.

When your day is done and you wanna have fun; styrene.
If you got a bad fit, you wanna toss the kit; styrene.
It 'aint dry, it 'aint dry, it 'aint dry; styrene.

If your spine is gone but you wanna ride on; styrene.
Don't forget this fact, you can fill that crack; styrene.
It 'aint dry, it 'aint dry, it 'aint dry; styrene.

It 'aint dry, it 'aint dry, it 'aint dry; styrene.
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    November 2005
Posted by Anonymous on Monday, January 3, 2011 11:41 PM

The Long and Winded Rant

The long and winded rant
That leads to your thread
Will never disappear
I've seen that rant before
It always leads me here
Lead me to your thread.

That weird and shiny wing
That the wife has thrown away
Has left me sad and blue
Wishing for the day.
Why leave me posting here?
Let me know the way.

Many times I've been alone
And many times I've flown,
Anyway you'll never know
The many ways I moan.

And still they lead me back
To the long, winded rant
You left me posting here
A long, long time ago
Don't leave me posting here
Lead me to your thread.

But still they lead me back
To the long winding rant
You left me posting here
A long, long time ago (ohhh)
Don't keep me waiting here (don't keep me waiting)
Lead me to your thread. (yeah yeah yeah yeah)

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Posted by Anonymous on Thursday, January 13, 2011 11:48 AM

Music

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  • From: Pineapple Country, Queensland, Australia
Posted by Wirraway on Friday, January 14, 2011 4:28 AM

Well I dont know why I model tonight,

I got this feeling something aint right'

I'm so scared in case I set fire to my hair, 

There is a part jammed right under my chair,

Exacto to the left of me, sprues to my right,

and I'm, stuck with my fingers in glue,

yes I'm, stuck with my fingers in glue,

I wish I had some debonder too,

I got parts spread all over the place,

I got PE stuck right to my face,

Exacto to the left of me, sprues to my right,

and I'm stuck with my fingers in glue

"Growing old is inevitable; growing up is optional"

" A hobby should pass the time - not fill it"  -Norman Bates

 

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  • From: Rothesay, NB Canada
Posted by VanceCrozier on Friday, January 14, 2011 8:50 AM

ahhhh - the girl with the Optivisor eye.... CLASSIC! Now that I've admitted that the thread exists I'll have to submit something. Not now though, think I need some glue/paint fumes before I get in on this one!

Congrats to all so far, you should be touring together, fermis can provide guitars.

On the bench: Airfix 1/72 Wildcat; Airfix 1/72 Vampire T11; Airfix 1/72 Fouga Magister

  • Member since
    January 2009
Posted by excdn11 on Friday, January 14, 2011 5:46 PM

The plastic stash, it is exploding

Violence flarin', bullets loadin'

You're old enough to build, but not for votin'

You don't believe in war, but what's that  “jug” your totin'

And even Hasagawa has kits on half price'

 

But you tell me

Over and over and over again, my friend

Ah, you don't believe

We're on the eve

of contruction.

 

Don't you understand what I'm tryin' to say

Can you help me with the kits that I'm buildin' today?

If the button is pushed, there's no runnin' away

There'll be no one to save, I’ll take my stash to my grave

[Take a look around ya boy, it's bound to scare ya boy]

 

And you tell me

Over and over and over again, my friend

Ah, you don't believe

We're on the eve

of construction.

 

Yeah, my blood's so mad feels like coagulatin'

I'm sitting here just contemplatin'

Those damm rivet counters know no regulation.

Handful of IPMS officials don't pass legislation

And judges alone can't bring contest elation

When human respect is disintegratin'

This whole crazy hobby is just too frustratin'

 

And you tell me

Over and over and over again, my friend

Ah, you don't believe

We're on the eve

of construction.

 

Think of all the kits made in in Red China

Then take a look around to Selma, Alabama

You may leave here for 4 days in space

But when you return, it's the same old place

The mess on the table, the half built kits

You can mask your fusulage, and don't leave a trace

Air brush your next-door neighbor, but don't forget to say grace

And… tell me over and over and over and over again, my friend

You don't believe

We're on the eve

Of construction

Mm, no no, you don't believe

We're on the eve

of construction.

 

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    February 2003
  • From: Rothesay, NB Canada
Posted by VanceCrozier on Friday, January 14, 2011 5:48 PM

ahhhhhhh - the classics!

On the bench: Airfix 1/72 Wildcat; Airfix 1/72 Vampire T11; Airfix 1/72 Fouga Magister

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    February 2003
Posted by Jim Barton on Tuesday, January 25, 2011 2:04 PM

Good ones!

"Whaddya mean 'Who's flying the plane?!' Nobody's flying the plane!"

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    January 2007
Posted by the doog on Tuesday, January 25, 2011 3:06 PM

ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha hahahah!!

With your permission, boys, I may use these as lyrics on the next album? Big Smile....Headphones

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Posted by Anonymous on Tuesday, January 25, 2011 4:06 PM

I, for one, would be honored...

Any requests?

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Posted by excdn11 on Wednesday, January 26, 2011 10:17 AM

I dont have all the words but here are some of the songs on my ipod:

Dude glues like  a lady 

Nothing compares to spru

Canadian Railroad Diorama

Stuck Inside Mobile With the Memphis Belle Again

Didn't I see you priming

Courtesy Of The Red, White and Glue

Living on Tamiya Time 

High On The Mountain of fumes

I Build Alone

I'd Rather Go Blind, than finish this build

I'v Been Building you too long 

Boy named Sprue

Whole Lotta Sanding Going On

I Fought The Kit and The Kit Won

Ain't No Sunshine When Its Done

One Bourbon One Scotch and One Kit

Pour Some Future On Me

Silver Threads and Golden Nacelles

Six Days On This Kit

Some Where Over The Work Bench

Sympathy For The Dremell

Tangled Up In Glue

You Can't Always Build What You Want

 

 

 

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Posted by Anonymous on Wednesday, January 26, 2011 10:33 AM

Oooooooooo...got some ideas for a few of these...

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Posted by Anonymous on Tuesday, February 1, 2011 11:40 PM
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  • From: Rothesay, NB Canada
Posted by VanceCrozier on Wednesday, February 2, 2011 9:50 AM

Politically correct? mehh, probably not. Funny?? I got a kick out of it, in a South Park kinda way!

On the bench: Airfix 1/72 Wildcat; Airfix 1/72 Vampire T11; Airfix 1/72 Fouga Magister

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