Yeah, Twinkies will last forever.

So I figure when they go out of production only I will have them!

In six months I'll be able to sell them on ebay for fifty bucks a box!!!

Remember the big 'New' Coke fiasco?

BAHAHAHAHHAHAHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

how many cases of them could you hide in your shell....

The World Wonders.....

Adaster

My modeling area (table) is off limits to the wife and the dogs. The wife has an incredible knack of picking up wet models, snapping off antennas, landing gear, props, ect, ect. ect. This morning woke up and went to my modeling area (table) and my B17 fuselage halfs were where I put them last night but all of the windows on the right fuselage were missing. After a quick search I fould all five windows on the floor. I suspect the wife only because the dogs normally don't put things back after they knock them off my table.

I believe what you have is an unkown invisible entity common in homes with wives, children, and pets. It usually manifests itself by breaking only your stuff. It is also know to take away your tools. This enity will place these tools in places only occupied by wives and children who will of course deny any knowledge of how the tool got to its location. This devious creature will also sometimes arrange the broken item in such as way as to make you think you broke it when you pick it up or move it. Occassionally this entity apparently will sometimes feel remorseful and actually try to repair your item. Children and wives are typically as flabergasted as your are as to how these things happen!

One positive note is that this entity will gradually reduce but not totally eliminate its behavior when children move out of your house to live on their own. Its also know to reduce its behavior anytime the wife leaves the home for an extended period of time.