Missing Hans Von Hammer

subfixer

Member since
March 2004
From: Spartanburg, SC

Posted by subfixer on Thursday, July 11, 2013 2:50 PM

Sprue-ce Goose

Milairjunkie

Reasoned

stikpusher

me too

Ditto

I'm from the government and I'm here to help.

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littletimmy

Member since
July 2012
From: Douglas AZ

Posted by littletimmy on Thursday, July 11, 2013 6:12 PM

Its as small as i could get it.

Lets see if this gets his attention

MONOGRAM 50% OFF !!!!! MONOGRAM 50% OFF !!!!!!!

Dont worry about the thumbprint, paint it Rust , and call it "Battle Damage"

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Dre

Member since
June 2007
From: here, not over there

Posted by Dre on Thursday, July 11, 2013 6:18 PM

You gotta add a 40% off coupon...

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littletimmy

Member since
July 2012
From: Douglas AZ

Posted by littletimmy on Thursday, July 11, 2013 6:27 PM

MONOGRAM

40%

OFF

THIS COUPON VALID AT PARTISIPATING RETAILERS ONLY !

OR IF YOU ARE HANS VON HAMMER

anybody know where any partisipating retailers are ???????

Dont worry about the thumbprint, paint it Rust , and call it "Battle Damage"

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echolmberg

Member since
February 2003
From: Green Bay, WI USA

Posted by echolmberg on Monday, July 15, 2013 8:54 AM

subfixer

Sprue-ce Goose

Milairjunkie

Reasoned

stikpusher

me too

Ditto

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pyrman64

Member since
May 2005

Posted by pyrman64 on Monday, July 15, 2013 10:16 AM

Well, some chick (Simone?) in my Economics class said: Um, he's sick. My best friend's sister's boyfriend's brother's girlfriend heard from this guy who knows this kid who's going with the girl who saw Hans von Hammer pass out at 31 Flavors last night. I guess it's pretty serious. Wink

Greg H

"There is many a boy here today who looks on war as all glory, but, boys, it is all hell." Gen. Wm T. Sherman (11 April 1880, Columbus, Ohio)

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DiscoStu

Member since
January 2006
From: Earth

Posted by DiscoStu on Monday, July 15, 2013 2:12 PM

Tip of the hat for the Ferris Bueller reference.

"Ahh the Luftwaffe. The Washington Generals of the History Channel" -Homer Simpson

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gunner_chris

Member since
February 2011
From: Ontario, Canada

Posted by gunner_chris on Tuesday, July 16, 2013 3:01 PM

pyrman64

Well, some chick (Simone?) in my Economics class said: Um, he's sick. My best friend's sister's boyfriend's brother's girlfriend heard from this guy who knows this kid who's going with the girl who saw Hans von Hammer pass out at 31 Flavors last night. I guess it's pretty serious.

LMAO