BlackSheepTwoOneFour
100% in agreement with Karl and ajlafleche. What's even sadder? Young kids working with registers can't count money.
I'm afraid it goes deeper than that sad fact. A few years ago, my wife and I stopped at a Burger King in the Dallas area. At the counter, a rather large young man asked for our order. With my wife by my side, I told him we would take a couple number 2 meals. The yout looked at me for a moment and then snorted derisively, "Like, how many's a 'couple' man?" His attitude was that I was a moron for ordering that way. I was somewhat dumbfounded I guess.
After a pause I said, "Well, you know (nodding towards Mrs. Texgunner), like a man and a wife? A boy and a girl? Like Adam and Eve? Two?" I smiled; but inside I was thinking, Jeeezuz. He doesn't understand what a couple means. Now, I could understand if I had asked for a "few" or for "several", but really? A couple? Dude.