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Love These Hitler Model Rants
Posted by Tojo72 on Tuesday, February 21, 2023 8:33 PM

There's a whe slew ofcthem around,this one he goes off on Dragon kits

Warning,a couple of F bombs in print

https://youtu.be/ohhpXnGMvqk

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Posted by Real G on Tuesday, February 21, 2023 10:51 PM

Heh heh, he's not kidding.  Lots of DML German armor kits have upwards of 1200 parts.  And the instructions are as the Fuhrer said, full of errors and omissions, and yes sometimes upside down.  Tongue Tied

But once you try the 20 part jack and have glued on all 180 individual guide horns... OK yeah, most of us just give up.  I think that's why I sold off my DML German armor and went with Tamiya.  Blasphemy, I know.

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Posted by JoeSMG on Wednesday, February 22, 2023 5:42 AM

That is hilarious! A very well done Hitler rant indeed! I've seen many incarnations of that scene and that's one of the best - thanks for sharing it.

Loved the phrase used to thin the group.

- Joe the SMG

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Posted by crown r n7 on Wednesday, February 22, 2023 7:56 AM

Now that's funny, did any one dare to tell him it's supposed to be fun.

 

 

 Nick.

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Posted by Tcoat on Wednesday, February 22, 2023 8:20 AM

That was fun. But now I wonder. Am I the only guy that likes those Dragon kits?

 

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Posted by Tojo72 on Wednesday, February 22, 2023 8:45 AM

Tcoat

That was fun. But now I wonder. Am I the only guy that likes those Dragon kits?

 

 

No,I have enjoyed every German armor Dragon kit that I have built,and I have built them from very early on in my building career.

I never understood the big problem with their instructions either,following along carefully I have never had a problem.

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Posted by Tcoat on Wednesday, February 22, 2023 9:13 AM

Tojo72

 

 
Tcoat

That was fun. But now I wonder. Am I the only guy that likes those Dragon kits?

 

 

 

 

No,I have enjoyed every German armor Dragon kit that I have built,and I have built them from very early on in my building career.

I never understood the big problem with their instructions either,following along carefully I have never had a problem.

 

Good! I was feeling a bit alone for a second there. 

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Posted by Greg on Wednesday, February 22, 2023 9:13 AM

JoeSMG
A very well done Hitler rant indeed! I've seen many incarnations of that scene and that's one of the best

Ditto that. Well, I've seen 1 or 2 others, anyway.....

Thanks for some good morning laughs, Tojo.

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Posted by armornut on Wednesday, February 22, 2023 11:17 AM

   Pretty funny. I also like some Dragon kits....you want a challenge try AFV Club IMHO Dragon is simple by comparison. Atleast for armor.

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Posted by gregbale on Wednesday, February 22, 2023 1:18 PM

One of the best 'translations' of this scene I've encountered. Special BeerBeerBeer to whoever came up with the line "Small...like Heydrich's Christmas card list..." Big Smile

Greg

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"Every time you correct me on my grammar I love you a little fewer."
 
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Posted by castelnuovo on Wednesday, February 22, 2023 4:07 PM

LOL, you are not alone. They are quite pricey but I like them, they keep me busy for a while.

Tcoat

That was fun. But now I wonder. Am I the only guy that likes those Dragon kits?

 

 

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Posted by Real G on Wednesday, February 22, 2023 4:52 PM

My fave is the one with the Airfix Spitfire:

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=HL9qH27WUvc

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Posted by gregbale on Wednesday, February 22, 2023 6:59 PM

Real G

My fave is the one with the Airfix Spitfire:

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=HL9qH27WUvc

Thanks, G, for linking that!

I about split my gut at "It's James May's fault...."!!! Big SmileBig SmileBig SmileBig Smile

Greg

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Posted by Real G on Thursday, February 23, 2023 1:12 PM

Yeah, those model kit makers better clean up their act, or else the Fuhrer himself will be forced to act!

“Ya ya ya, unicorn papoi!”

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Posted by disastermaster on Thursday, February 23, 2023 2:22 PM

Thousands of parts, I can handle that.

Dragon kits ..... or is that Draggin' kit's?

 https://i.imgur.com/LjRRaV1.png

 

 

 
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Posted by disastermaster on Thursday, February 23, 2023 2:42 PM

Totally hilarious!

I almost laughed the muzzle brake right off my cannon......

             Steam Workshop::unturned mods xd

     THANKS!

 https://i.imgur.com/LjRRaV1.png

 

 

 
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Posted by waikong on Friday, February 24, 2023 11:36 PM

Beyond funny! Thanks!

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Posted by Tanker-Builder on Saturday, February 25, 2023 9:57 AM

Hi!

    I can picture that as he finds that the super 1/48 scale German Armor from Bandai is no More either! Total Yuks there, Loved it!

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