CAPTION COMPETITION!

Anonymous

Member since
November 2005

Posted by Anonymous on Tuesday, June 17, 2003 4:33 AM

Ah.. In Europe those are ´Stoppies`.. Did my best one between two rows of cars on my YZF750.. The rear shock wasn´t happy with me at all..

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RonUSMC

Member since
April 2003
From: Seattle, WA

Posted by RonUSMC on Tuesday, June 17, 2003 4:15 AM

"I told you a car can do Endos"

Here is a pic of an Endo...

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BlackWolf3945

Member since
December 2002
From: Pominville, NY

Posted by BlackWolf3945 on Tuesday, June 17, 2003 1:22 AM

"Uh sir, does this mean that I don't get my Class B qualification?"

I dunno, sounded good...

Fade to Black...

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Anonymous

Member since
November 2005

Posted by Anonymous on Monday, June 16, 2003 3:54 PM

The exlplorers driving about on mother nature took a sharp tumble off her breasts

Well there's got to be someway to ferry people to the annual obecity gala

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Butz

Member since
February 2003
From: Niagara Falls NY

Posted by Butz on Saturday, June 14, 2003 9:10 PM

Too funny LOL.... Tongue [:P]

Watch this!!!...... Followed by AH @%!*...!!!!!

This was not suppose to be here!!

Wanna see that again!!

Its in the back, I'll get it for ya!!

You idiot I said the gas pedal

Where did that come from??

But officer!!

The travel agency never said anything about this??

Got Tylenol

If those are bumps, imagine what the hills look like!!

Flaps up,MIke

If you would listen to everybody about the inaccuracies, most of the kits on your shelf would not have been built Too Close For Guns, Switching To Finger

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gregers

Member since
February 2003
From: UK

Posted by gregers on Saturday, June 14, 2003 8:29 PM

Ho yes its the reason my wife won't go offroading with me anymore. the front of the rangie took off followed by the back which threw the front down HARD as well as the affore mentiond damage it also bent a steering rod and hurt like hell for a few hours but to testify for the strength of the vehicle i still drove it 26 miles home and it only took about 4 hours to repair

Why torture yourself when life will do it for you?

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Anonymous

Member since
November 2005

Posted by Anonymous on Saturday, June 14, 2003 2:32 PM

Gregers, it sounds as if you've been in a situation similiar to that in the picture.

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gregers

Member since
February 2003
From: UK

Posted by gregers on Saturday, June 14, 2003 2:25 PM

Nice pic nice jokes Not nice situation because 1/ guess how i know and2/ front airdams for rangerovers are not cheap the same goes for spot lights. The only one that i can think of is -SIR the training sargent isn't angry, he just wants to know how sir did it?...Gregers

Why torture yourself when life will do it for you?

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Anonymous

Member since
November 2005

Posted by Anonymous on Saturday, June 14, 2003 7:01 AM

Well.. I knew it was based on an American engine, so I stand corrected, but at least it was ballpark... I'm not all that big on anything else other than Land Rover. Sad really.

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Anonymous

Member since
November 2005

Posted by Anonymous on Friday, June 13, 2003 9:08 PM

Hey Bob I just got new front brakes,check this out.

Please make sure that all food trays are stored and your seats are in the up right positions folks because we are in for a rough landing..

Look mom no hands.

I told you that we couldnt go up hill in reverse.

You've been watching those monster truck races again havent you?

NO BRAIN, NO PAIN !!!!!

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Anonymous

Member since
November 2005

Posted by Anonymous on Friday, June 13, 2003 2:13 PM

Actually the ally Rover block is not based on the small block Chevy although it is a GM design......it is in fact an Oldsmobile, the alloy "B.O.P." engine of the early 1960's. When GM could no longer absorb the higher cost and unfamiliarity of the aluminum block the design and tooling was sold to Rover in Blighty and they have cranked 'em out since. A much better design than GM's second aluminum engine, the ever popular and reknowned VEGA!

This engine has powered everything from TVR to Morgans and a whole lot of kit/replica cars in the UK.

Rick Cool [8D]

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Anonymous

Member since
November 2005

Posted by Anonymous on Friday, June 13, 2003 1:41 PM

I second what shermanfreak said, give yourselves a pat on the back -- these are hilarious.

Here are a couple of mine...
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"PRIVATE, I told you to STOP at the top of the hill!!!!!"

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Husband to buddy, "The wife took the truck to go shopping in the city. I hope she doesn't get lost."

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Bumper Sticker - I brake for Krispy Kremes. Wink [;)]

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A former member of the gymnastics team started his first day at boot camp today.

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JChurch

Member since
January 2003

Posted by JChurch on Friday, June 13, 2003 8:32 AM

Honey I'm pregnant!

Madd Dawg Cool [8D]

Your not going to leave it like that are you?

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leemitcheltree

Member since
January 2003
From: Washington State

Posted by leemitcheltree on Friday, June 13, 2003 3:59 AM

Yeah,
But it's an alloy block - not cast iron. We put a Rover 3.5 litre (an SD block with the neoprene triple lip crank seals) in my father-in-law's Jaguar MkII.
It goes like stink (that means it drives very well, thank you).
Cheers,
LeeTree

Cheers, LeeTree
Remember, Safety Fast!!!

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Anonymous

Member since
November 2005

Posted by Anonymous on Friday, June 13, 2003 3:30 AM

Its no conversion, the 3.5 litre 135hp V8 is standard. Land Rover used the same engine in the early Range Rovers, the 109 Stage 1, the 90's, 110's, early Defenders and early Discovery´s and the Llama prototype.. Its also found in various Rover family cars, just different state of tuning. Rather popular piece of kit. By the way, all classic American car lovers would like to know that its actually just a 3.5 chevy small block...

I did a little research on Land Rovers before I went and bought one.. :D

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Anonymous

Member since
November 2005

Posted by Anonymous on Thursday, June 12, 2003 11:05 PM

1/ Look Ma, no hands! Look Ma, no teeth!
2/ So we were out of ammo and we decided to lob the gun at the enemy

P.S. A popular conversion on the 101 is to fit a range Rover V8! frightening!
(Not a lot of people know that)

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Anonymous

Member since
November 2005

Posted by Anonymous on Thursday, June 12, 2003 10:55 PM

What about the guy standing behind it?

"OK guys, exhaust looks good from this angle."
"I've got next!"

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paulnchamp

Member since
January 2003
From: Warwick, RI

Posted by paulnchamp on Thursday, June 12, 2003 10:09 PM

"Some of you guys have gotta move back to third class!"

Paul "A man's GOT to know his limitations."

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Anonymous

Member since
November 2005

Posted by Anonymous on Thursday, June 12, 2003 8:37 PM

Gangsta-Rappers join the Army.

"Hydraulics ARE NOT standard issue!"

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shermanfreak

Member since
January 2003

Posted by shermanfreak on Thursday, June 12, 2003 8:15 PM

I'm not even going to touch this one ..... I'm laughing too hard as it is.

Take a bow (much like this truck is doing), all who responded in this thread ..... you made me laugh so much my ribs are hurting.

Happy Modelling and God Bless Robert

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therriman

Member since
January 2003
From: Central MI

Posted by therriman on Thursday, June 12, 2003 6:27 PM

1) HEY! Nobody said there was a gully here!

2) What goes up, must come down. One way or another.

3) I though that "nose heavy" warning was just a joke.

Tim H. "If your alone and you meet a Zero, run like hell. Your outnumbered" Capt Joe Foss, Guadalcanal 1942 Real Trucks have 18 wheels. Anything less is just a Toy! I am in shape. Hey, Round is a shape! Reality is a concept not yet proven.

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Anonymous

Member since
November 2005

Posted by Anonymous on Thursday, June 12, 2003 6:12 PM

why is the world's strongest man lifting me up?

who fired off a rocket in the back?

the earth is grabbing me

tee hee hee *closes zipppo*

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renarts

Member since
April 2003
From: Sunny Florida

Posted by renarts on Thursday, June 12, 2003 5:28 PM

1) Back brakes first then front brakes....

2) watch this!

3) Honey, if your going to eat breakfast on the way to work, please keep those bran muffins off the dash board...

4) Never eat a big breakfast before off roading.

Mike

Mike "Imagination is the dye that colors our lives" Marcus Aurellius A good friend will come and bail you out of jail...but, a true friend will be sitting next to you saying, "Damn...that was fun!"

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Anonymous

Member since
November 2005

Posted by Anonymous on Thursday, June 12, 2003 4:34 PM

After being chased into the dumpyard, E.T makes use of his primitive flying skills

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Anonymous

Member since
November 2005

Posted by Anonymous on Thursday, June 12, 2003 4:27 PM

And who said fat people can't get into the army??

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berny13

Member since
February 2003
From: Panama City, Florida, Hurricane Alley

Posted by berny13 on Thursday, June 12, 2003 3:40 PM

A trip to the dentist, $3,500. A trip to the plastic surgeon $12,500. The look on the man's face that said it couldn't be done. Priceless.

Berny

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Anonymous

Member since
November 2005

Posted by Anonymous on Thursday, June 12, 2003 1:40 PM

After installing a handful of Ford Mustang parts, Bob and Geoffs Landy started to act rather perculier, bucking and running into hay bails..

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coldwar68

Member since
February 2003
From: Zanesville, OH USA

Posted by coldwar68 on Thursday, June 12, 2003 1:30 PM

1) Yeeeeeee-hhaaaaa

2) I get this funny feeling we shouldn'ta used helium Ralph.

Jerry

I can picture in my mind a world without war, a world without hate. And I can picture us attacking that world, because they'd never expect it. -Jack Handy

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Anonymous

Member since
November 2005

Posted by Anonymous on Thursday, June 12, 2003 1:09 PM

1) Hey Bob, Weren't there FOUR cables that attached the truck to the helo?

2) Bevis and Butt-head join the Army.

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styrene

Member since
May 2003
From: The flat lands of the Southeast

Posted by styrene on Thursday, June 12, 2003 11:23 AM

1. Sensing a vertical wall in their immediate future, the guys thought it a good time to check out the new brakes.

2. Hey, if dirt bikes can do it, we can, too!

Gip Winecoff

1882: "God is dead"--F. Nietzsche

1900: "Nietzsche is dead"--God

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