1) "hey she smashed Andy (no offnese to the guys named Andy), look, there's his helmet by my foot!"
2)" hey it wasn't my fault that the helo tipped right at the moment of touchdown, ummm... it was the wind!"
" there was no wind my friend"
"ummm.. then it's the poltergeists(sp?)! yeah! the poltergeists!
please don't report me to the CO...."
3) "see? what did I tell you about putting explosives under the helo?
who knows what happened to the bottom"
4) Mother nature can be harsh on your helicopter. so use Mr.Clean cleenwype!