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Posted by Anonymous on Thursday, February 19, 2004 8:29 PM
Damn, people these days cant even dust crops...
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Posted by Anonymous on Thursday, February 19, 2004 8:36 PM
The giants, living in the land to the north, play a lively game of lawn darts.
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Saab J-21 (?) caption
Posted by Anonymous on Thursday, February 19, 2004 9:54 PM
I've got two:
"The Swedish are coming, the Swedish are coming!"
and
"Nice shot Jimmy! Here comes another!"
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  • From: Brooklyn
Posted by wibhi2 on Thursday, February 19, 2004 10:00 PM
My last:
"The only way Colin could hit the bullseye at lawn darts"
3d modelling is an option a true mental excercise in frusrtation
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  • From: Niagara Falls NY
Posted by Butz on Friday, February 20, 2004 1:04 AM
Hey all,
Pilot thinking to himself, its just going to be one of those days!!

Pilot to the instructor: Do ya think you can pass me on a curve?

I wonder if the pilot remembered to bring his sunscreen lotion?Wink [;)]

Sqdrn Cmndr to the pilot: please Lt start from the begining. Pilot: well you see sir the dinosaurs came and then.....................Black Eye [B)]

How the first inground pool was inventedTongue [:P]

Can lightning really strike twice?

Hey Pa, can I keep it?

Need any wood for the fire place??

Farmer Bob: Hey ma, I see that farmer Stan went up flyin again!!

Flaps up, Mike

  If you would listen to everybody about the inaccuracies, most of the kits on your shelf would not have been built Too Close For Guns, Switching To Finger

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    November 2005
Posted by Anonymous on Friday, February 20, 2004 3:33 AM
.....this completed the first test flight of a Polish Cruise Missile........

I read somewhere that the tractor was made by a subsidiary of English Electric..........if so , not exactly the ideal PR photo
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Posted by Anonymous on Friday, February 20, 2004 6:38 AM
Take over Hoskins, I'm off to lunch - See you in an hour.

Beers,

Rob M.
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    May 2003
  • From: Central USA
Posted by qmiester on Friday, February 20, 2004 7:33 AM
Above is a perfect example of one of Murphys Rules of Combat:

"When your fear of the aircraft becomes greater than your fear of the ejection seat, its time to get out"
Quincy
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  • From: and just won't go away.
Posted by Quagmyre on Friday, February 20, 2004 9:02 AM
Now that's a big lawn dart!


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1/48 scale Tamiya P-47 "Razorback" - Complete
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  • From: Zanesville, OH USA
Posted by coldwar68 on Friday, February 20, 2004 12:47 PM
let's see now, was it this switch for the landing gear or this onnnneeeee........

I can picture in my mind a world without war, a world without hate. And I can picture us attacking that world, because they'd never expect it. -Jack Handy

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Posted by Anonymous on Friday, February 20, 2004 2:37 PM
One of James Bond's Girls: "Oh JAMES what does this button do?"
James Bond: WAIT, DONT! Oh well, I guess it was time for a new actor anyway..........
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  • From: Brisbane Australia
Posted by ChrisJH666 on Friday, February 20, 2004 4:44 PM
"Nooo bahdy knooows the trouble ah seeen......................."

In the queue: 1/48 Beech Staggerwing (RAAF), P38 (RAAF), Vultee Vengeance (RAAF), Spitfire Vb (Malta), Spitfire VIII x2 (RAAF), P39 x2 (RAAF), Martin Baltimore (Malta?), Martin Maryland (Malta), Typhoon NF1b, Hellcat x2 (FAA)

 

Chris

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Posted by Anonymous on Friday, February 20, 2004 7:34 PM
Is this for real?
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Posted by Anonymous on Friday, February 20, 2004 9:59 PM
Oh well, there goes the cowshed!
OR
The early VTOL trials didn't go well for the RAF!
And yes, T 34, it was for real, sometime in the early sixties, if memory serves.
Anyone got pictures of the RAF Phantom crashing with the radome open?, there's always some smart alec with a camera...
Pete
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Posted by Anonymous on Sunday, February 22, 2004 4:32 AM
Damn It! Smithers! I said the BLUE one retracts the undercart!

Naughty, naughty Mr Herne. Thats an old German joke.
Dai
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