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                        Hey! My F-14 is leaking!

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                        Anonymous
                        • Member since
                          November 2005
                        Hey! My F-14 is leaking!
                        Posted by Anonymous on Thursday, October 30, 2003 9:32 PM
                        This beats anything I've ever seen... I have a 1/48 Monogram F-14 hanging from the ceiling above my desk and a while back I noticed drops of "stuff" on the desk under where the model was hanging. After a long search I noticed that the bottom of the model, near the exaust was leaking an oily liquid. I wiped it off but the next day there was more. It has no smell and is about the consistency of linseed oil. I only painted that model with Testors spraypaint, nothing else. What's really odd is that it was built at least 6 years ago. If anything was going to have a reaction, it should have happened long ago. There is no way anything could have gotten on or into the model in at least 3 years. The stuff seem to be coming from inside and had no adverse effects on the paint. I estimate that enough of this stuff dripped out to fill the lid of one of those small Testor paint jars.

                        -fish is confusedConfused [%-)]

                        Somebody call Mulder

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                        Anonymous
                        • Member since
                          November 2005
                        Posted by Anonymous on Thursday, October 30, 2003 9:46 PM
                        is there an attack above your room???? if there is, check it...perhaps something spilled up there,leaked threw the floor, down the wires to your plane,and collected in the lowest spot???

                        just a thought....
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                        Anonymous
                        • Member since
                          November 2005
                        Posted by Anonymous on Thursday, October 30, 2003 9:48 PM
                        Maybe it's haunted? Happy halloween. Bob
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                        berny13
                        • Member since
                          February 2003
                        • From: Panama City, Florida, Hurricane Alley
                        Posted by berny13 on Thursday, October 30, 2003 10:45 PM
                        I have heard of real aircraft leaking, but never a model. This is the day before Halloween and not April Fools Day, isn't it? Confused [%-)]

                        Berny

                         Phormer Phantom Phixer

                        On the bench

                        TF-102A Delta Dagger, 32nd FIS, 54-1370, 1/48 scale. Monogram Pro Modeler with C&H conversion.  

                        Revell F-4E Phantom II 33rd TFW, 58th TFS, 69-260, 1/32 scale. 

                        Tamiya F-4D Phantom II, 13th TFS, 66-8711, 1/32 scale.  F-4 Phantom Group Build. 

                         

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                        Dwight Ta-ala
                        • Member since
                          July 2003
                        • From: Philippines
                        Posted by Dwight Ta-ala on Friday, October 31, 2003 2:17 AM
                        Did you use some modeling clay or something as counterweight on the nose? If so please check it out if it has melted.

                        Or come to think of it. A pilot sitting on the cockpit for 3 years without somewhere to go to "when it is time to go" can be a suspect. LOL.

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                        Anonymous
                        • Member since
                          November 2005
                        Posted by Anonymous on Friday, October 31, 2003 7:58 AM
                        Nothing leaked onto the model.

                        I havent had it exorcised, but I'm leaving that option open.

                        no joke.

                        There is nothing inside the model, not even paint.

                        ...and there's no pilot. Yeah, that's right. I built a flying, gear up model of an F-14 with no pilot. I wasn't too big on details back then.
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                        Anonymous
                        • Member since
                          November 2005
                        Posted by Anonymous on Friday, October 31, 2003 8:14 AM
                        Hhhhhhhmmmmm I know a good priest!
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                        Swanny
                        • Member since
                          February 2003
                        • From: Sandusky Ohio, USA
                        Posted by Swanny on Friday, October 31, 2003 8:30 AM
                        Fill out a maintenance chit and report it to the crew chief.
                        Swanny's Models
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                        therriman
                        • Member since
                          January 2003
                        • From: Central MI
                        Posted by therriman on Friday, October 31, 2003 9:17 AM
                        QUOTE: Originally posted by HistoryinScale

                        Hhhhhhhmmmmm I know a good priest!


                        Where's Paul when you need him. Probibly doing a mass somewhere.Big Smile [:D]Tongue [:P]Zzz [zzz]
                        Tim H. "If your alone and you meet a Zero, run like hell. Your outnumbered" Capt Joe Foss, Guadalcanal 1942 Real Trucks have 18 wheels. Anything less is just a Toy! I am in shape. Hey, Round is a shape! Reality is a concept not yet proven.
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                        Model Grandpa
                        • Member since
                          July 2003
                        • From: Keizer, Oregon
                        Posted by Model Grandpa on Friday, October 31, 2003 11:44 AM
                        Before I can solve this mystery I have to ask a few serious questions.

                        1. When the lights are out in the room does the plane emit any strange light or aura? If yes is it in the blue/green or yellow/red spectrum?

                        2. When the “leakage” is touched does it have any healing qualities? Does it cure migraines, eliminate arthritis pain, cure baldness or the like?

                        3. Any sound coming from the aircraft? If so is it a whistling or whirring sound?

                        4. Has anyone from the National Enquirer stopped by? Are complete strangers being drawn to your home?

                        Sorry fish couldn’t resist. But my official guess is…time delayed chemical reaction.
                        Regards, Dan Building Scale Models At The Speed Of Dark
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                        Anonymous
                        • Member since
                          November 2005
                        Posted by Anonymous on Friday, October 31, 2003 1:30 PM
                        THE POWER OF CHRIST COMPELLS YOU!
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                        djrost_2000
                        • Member since
                          February 2003
                        • From: Where the coyote howl, NH
                        Posted by djrost_2000 on Friday, October 31, 2003 7:44 PM
                        Perhaps it is the spirit of a retired or destroyed real Tomcat that has taken posession of your' model.Laugh [(-D]

                        DJ
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                        maddafinga
                        • Member since
                          March 2003
                        • From: Broken Arrow, Oklahoma
                        Posted by maddafinga on Friday, October 31, 2003 11:49 PM
                        QUOTE: Originally posted by sahickerson

                        THE POWER OF CHRIST COMPELLS YOU!


                        HAH, that's hillarious. I just finished reading that book a short while ago. Man that cracks me up.

                        Madda Trifles make perfection, but perfection is no trifle. -- Leonardo Da Vinci Tact is for those who lack the wit for sarcasm.--maddafinga
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                        Anonymous
                        • Member since
                          November 2005
                        Posted by Anonymous on Friday, October 31, 2003 11:54 PM
                        what kind of book is that????


                        Funny book about christ???
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                        leemitcheltree
                        • Member since
                          January 2003
                        • From: Washington State
                        Posted by leemitcheltree on Saturday, November 1, 2003 2:47 AM
                        Hey Stoopidfish,
                        There's no real answer here is there?
                        Take the thing down from the ceiling and place it on a desk or something for a while, and see if it still leaks.
                        If it still does, and you can't live with it, just hit it with a hammer.
                        If if still leaks, just get a bigger hammer.
                        Works for me every time. Sorts the kids out, too.
                        Cheers
                        LeeTree

                        Cheers, LeeTree
                        Remember, Safety Fast!!!

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                        Anonymous
                        • Member since
                          November 2005
                        Posted by Anonymous on Saturday, November 1, 2003 9:32 AM
                        are you sure it is not a disguised SR-71?.....lol
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                        shermanfreak
                        • Member since
                          January 2003
                        Posted by shermanfreak on Saturday, November 1, 2003 9:36 AM
                        Let me see if I have this correct now ..... you have an F-14, hanging from the ceiling, and it leaks.



                        Depends .....





                        The darn thing needs ........ a Depends.



                        Happy Modelling and God Bless Robert
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                        SNOOPY
                        • Member since
                          December 2002
                        Posted by SNOOPY on Saturday, November 1, 2003 11:06 AM
                        Maybe it is like in the movie Toy Story or some of the old commercials for , I think Nissan" where Barbie gets picked up by GI Joe leaving Ken in the dust. Does are models come alive when we are not around or could it be Elves taking a break from making shoe and going for test flights?

                        This could only be solved by Scooby-Doo! Okay now I now I have been watching too much TV with my daughter.
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                        David Voss
                        • Member since
                          December 2002
                        • From: Waukesha, WI
                        Posted by David Voss on Saturday, November 1, 2003 11:12 AM
                        Alrighty-O!! Alien [alien]

                        Why don't you take it down and dissect it. Smile [:)]

                        Do you live near a toxic chemical factory? Maybe the air is bad? Dead [xx(]
                        David Voss Senior Web Developer Kalmbach Publishing Co. Join me on the FSM Map
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                        Model Grandpa
                        • Member since
                          July 2003
                        • From: Keizer, Oregon
                        Posted by Model Grandpa on Saturday, November 1, 2003 11:14 AM
                        LOL at shermanfreak
                        Regards, Dan Building Scale Models At The Speed Of Dark
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                        upnorth
                        • Member since
                          December 2002
                        • From: Canada / Czech Republic
                        Posted by upnorth on Saturday, November 1, 2003 11:37 AM
                        You've got a real stumper there considering how long ago you finished the kit.

                        I'd agree with Mr. Voss, the only way you'll know for certain is to disect it, as it certainly seems to be an internal problem.

                        On the other hand, you can just say you were going for the extra realism. I've never seen a Tomcat on the ground that wasn't leaking something.
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                        Anonymous
                        • Member since
                          November 2005
                        Posted by Anonymous on Saturday, November 1, 2003 11:39 AM
                        Maybe you have made the "perfect" model. Please post pictures.
                        I would prefer "before" (three years ago) to "now" pictures.
                        Looking forward to your news,
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                        maddafinga
                        • Member since
                          March 2003
                        • From: Broken Arrow, Oklahoma
                        Posted by maddafinga on Saturday, November 1, 2003 12:20 PM
                        QUOTE: Originally posted by littlemoe

                        what kind of book is that????


                        Funny book about christ???


                        It's "The Exorcist" by William Peter Blatty. A great book and a really good movie as well. That line about the power of Christ compelling you was from the exorcisim rite near the end of the movie.

                        It's only funny in a sick sort of way really, but the quoting of the movie in this context was hillarious. You should also check out Exorcist 3. It was written and directed by Blatty, and has George C Scott in it, giving an excellent performance, Brad Dourif, excellent as usual, and the guy who played the young priest from the first film. It's a very well written and acted movie, and one of the few truly scary horror films.
                        Madda Trifles make perfection, but perfection is no trifle. -- Leonardo Da Vinci Tact is for those who lack the wit for sarcasm.--maddafinga
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                        TANGO 1
                        • Member since
                          December 2002
                        • From: A secret workshop somewhere in England
                        Posted by TANGO 1 on Saturday, November 1, 2003 12:53 PM
                        Big Smile [:D] Now that would'nt have happened if you bought the hasagawa kitLaugh [(-D]Laugh [(-D]Big Smile [:D]!

                        I've heard of super-detailing. but leaking hydraulics?Big Smile [:D]! Big Smile [:D]

                        Oh boy...........I've heard it allLaugh [(-D]

                        Sorry, I could not resistBlush [:I]

                        DarrenWink [;)]
                        Regards, Darren. C.A.G. FAA/USNFAW GB
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                        Anonymous
                        • Member since
                          November 2005
                        Posted by Anonymous on Saturday, November 1, 2003 1:50 PM
                        I've exorcised a house before. That seemed to work but I have never blessed an F-14 either real or model. Is the stuff ectoplasmic residue? if so, "who you gonna call?" I don't think this is in the same league with statues crying so I'm out of my league here. Unless there is another explanationAlien [alien] Good luck.
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                        r13b20
                        • Member since
                          April 2014
                        Posted by r13b20 on Saturday, November 1, 2003 9:46 PM
                        The sad thing about "The Exorcist" is that it's based on a true story. As for the F-14: I don't know.
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                        Anonymous
                        • Member since
                          November 2005
                        Posted by Anonymous on Saturday, November 1, 2003 11:39 PM
                        my guess is that it has been possessed by the spirit of an F3H Demon
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                        Keyworth
                        • Member since
                          January 2003
                        • From: NE Georgia
                        Posted by Keyworth on Sunday, November 2, 2003 5:26 AM
                        A Tomcat leaking overhead. Hmmmmmmmmmm. No Skyraiders in it's parental line?
                        "There's no problem that can't be solved with a suitable application of high explosives"
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                        FreedomEagle1953
                        • Member since
                          December 2012
                        Posted by FreedomEagle1953 on Sunday, November 2, 2003 9:42 AM
                        Gee 'fish ...

                        I do my best to make my a/c models realistic ... Approve [^] ... but I have never figured out how to make one leak like the real thing ... Disapprove [V].... come-on ... [:0] ... 'fess up and tell us how you did it ... Wink [;)]

                        FreedomEagle1953

                        Chicago, IL area

                        "keep on building 'em ... but don't glue your fingers together"

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                        Anonymous
                        • Member since
                          November 2005
                        Posted by Anonymous on Sunday, November 2, 2003 8:40 PM
                        No idea how I did it Steve, and I hope I never do it again! I just pulled it off the shelf (it's been there since the room remodel) and there is still wet stuff on the bottom but it's not dripping like it used to.

                        Can't post pics at this time. Wouldn't post this one if I could. God knows what it would do to your PC!

                        I noticed that I filled the gaps of the landing gear doors, probably with that white filler garbage from Testors. Maybe the stuff broke down? It does kinda look like the goo that first comes out of the tube.

                        The world may never know.

                        -fish
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