Ahhh, I've always wanted a street legal AFV. By default, it would command respect in a parking lot.
So, leave the .50 cal at home.......
The near perfect solution (next to an M1) for getting out of a tight space at the mall or getting groceries (you know, like when you have to use the sunroof or window to get in or out of your car, then go home to recount all those dear little pecks of affection in your new or recently repainted door).
I could so enjoy the passive and arrogant satisfaction of knowing that the door bangers and cart swingers of the ignorant masses could do me no harm.