Ausf,
now you are ready for the next step:
instead of ordering the PE, give 1/2 of the money to your girlfriend
(or set it on fire)
have her slap your face & kick your shin,
then you can proceed w/ poking yourself in the eye and gluing your hand to your face.
now when it is all over, you have saved money as well!
it's like getting your PE at a 50% off sale w/ free shipping!
Bill,
i keep 'losing' the metal rod i use to stir paint.
and i can do it while never getting up from the stool !
you just KNOW it must be with in arm's length . . .and yet . . .
maybe i need one w/ a wrist strap!
ed.