AWW... YOU STUPID CAT!!!!!!
The other night I was asleep in my room when my cat meowed at the door of my room to get out. I heard him, but due to lazyness... didn't budge. After 10 minutes of random meows, my cat took action.
He jumped on my workbench and began rubbing against models I had on it. I awoke suddenly to a large CRASH!!! The cat knocked down two airplanes I had on display, and a tank I was working on.
After I sprang up out of bed I flicked on the light, looked at the damage, and threw the cat out (literally).
Luckily nothing but a few broken antennaes on the aircraft. As for the tank... the treads broke apart, the machine gun on top broke off, and the fuel barrels on back busted off.
As I sat in anger, I remembered when a model plane of mine was on display at a Remembrance Day ceremony. A kid picked it up, dropped it, and it smashed into a humdred un-recognizable peices.
Don't you hate day like that?!?!?!?