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Posted by bilbirk on Sunday, August 31, 2003 12:55 PM
the ugliest tank would have to have been any M4 varient also. Oh I'm sorry i meant the biggest death traps for our troops! at least we had quantity. certainly not quality!!!!
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Posted by Anonymous on Sunday, August 31, 2003 5:48 PM
ugliest would have to be the Matilda Mk1 best looking would be anything german from 41 on but Panther would be my fav.
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Posted by Anonymous on Sunday, August 31, 2003 7:52 PM
To me, beauty implies purity of function, a minimum of wasted form, hence the most beautiful tank *has* to be the jagdpanther followed very closely by the hetzer.

Ugly implies just the opposite, an attempt to be everything all at once, and succeeding at nothing, therefore any tank with more than one turret, i.e. the soviet t-35, as mentioned elsewhere.
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Posted by South Aussie on Monday, September 1, 2003 3:05 AM
Wink [;)]Got to agree Sherman Freak and MosesWink [;)], the T35 has to be Ugliest Tank - I keep looking for the Anchors, funnels, props and rudder.
Wayne I enjoy getting older, especially when I consider the alternative.
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Posted by Duke Maddog on Monday, September 1, 2003 9:50 AM
When it comes to form and appearance, I think the ugliest tank of WW II is that Polish tank that they had at the beginning of the German Invasion in 1939. They only had a few, but the germans did them a favor knocking them all out and putting them outta our misery! Dead [xx(]

Most attractive in form and appearance: The Japanese Type 97 Advanced Chi-Ha. Even though it was worthless as a AFV, it just looks kinda 'sexy' the way they built it. Wink [;)]

Most attractive in form and functionality:

The Russian IS II Evil [}:)]

Most may disagree, but these are my votes. Clown [:o)]
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Posted by Build22 on Tuesday, September 2, 2003 9:34 AM

The ugliest vehicle producede, if you include self-propelled artillery, is definetly the BISHOP

http://www.track-link.net/gallery/27_2

How did that thing ever stay upright?

Jim [IMG]
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Posted by Anonymous on Friday, March 19, 2004 5:38 AM
Forgot about the Japanese tank?
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Posted by Anonymous on Friday, March 19, 2004 6:26 AM
QUOTE: Originally posted by claymore68

M4 Sherman any varient.



NOTE: This wasn't me!Wink [;)]

For me the Cromwelll and Lee are equally stomach turning. As a matter of fact, the first time I saw Band of Brothers, the episode in Holland when the British Armor pulled up with the Shermans, I was rooting against the Crom.
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Posted by Anonymous on Friday, March 19, 2004 7:20 AM
I'll have to give my vote to the M3.
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Posted by subfixer on Friday, March 19, 2004 9:25 AM
The Lee/Grant. But ugly is as ugly does and they didn't do much.

I'm from the government and I'm here to help.

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Posted by Anonymous on Friday, March 19, 2004 10:13 AM
OK, I had a change of heart!
The ugliest tank of WWII was, without a doubt,...

the one under the latriene!
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Posted by wildwilliam on Friday, March 19, 2004 11:15 AM
Gregers,
sorry, but i have to respond.
French armor at the time of the German invasion was actually superior to the German armor of the conflict.
but they were outnumbered, outmanuevered, out planned, outwitted & out fought.
had they ever tried to mass their armor and apply it in a small area (ala the attacking Germans) instead of spreading it out as thinly as possible, and spending days trying to arrange rail transport when the action was less than 30 miles away, etc
they would have created some real problems for the Germans.

the tanks were not bad at all.
poor generalship squandered them.
much the same w/ the French airforce.
politicians more concerned w/ overthrowing their own government
than protecting their nation were of little help to the military as well.
but that is a different rant.

recommended reading:
The Collapse of the Third Republic: An Inquiry into the Fall of France in 1940
by William Lawrence Shirer


but, yes, ugly indeed.

ed.
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Posted by wipw on Friday, March 19, 2004 11:25 AM
I gotta agree with build about the Bishop, if SPG's are included. If not, then I gotta go with the Ferdinand and Elefant!
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Posted by Anonymous on Friday, March 19, 2004 12:15 PM
I think the ugliest tank was the sherman! Big Smile [:D] I know shermanfreak and shermanfirefly cringed when they read that! Cool [8D] No, just kidding. I think the ugliest tank was the sherman converted tank called the Lee or something called that with the main gun sticking out from the hull! Oooh, looks awful!
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Posted by Tiger44 on Friday, March 19, 2004 4:24 PM
Those tracked garbage cans the Italians had.
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Posted by Anonymous on Friday, March 19, 2004 4:42 PM
QUOTE: Originally posted by djmodels1999

I kind of disagree with you all here, I'm afraid. I do love all those funky looking monster tanks with turrets and guns sticking out from everywhere...! And the Char B1bis is, I think, a very neat looking machine...


Actually, it's ironic that people now think the French tanks were ugly. They were regarded as quite beautiful in their time. In fact, they had some design flaws associated with the desire of the French to have handsomely designed (which meant, in part, symmetrical) tanks.

QUOTE: Still, my 'ugliest tank of WWII award' would have to go to the Churchill tank...


Yes, many of the tanks designed by the British looked like Frankenstein's monster. Tongue [:P] The Cromwell looks like it was made by one of those "junkyard warriors" teams. The Churchill takes the cake though. You couldn't design an uglier tank if you tried.

Others like the Matilda and the Crusader were handsome vehicles.
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Posted by Anonymous on Friday, March 19, 2004 4:51 PM
the stuart
the m3 grand (or was it lee)
the bishop
kv-2 (i love the kv-1 though)
i know it isn't ww2 but all the us tanks from the 50s to 70s (pattons, and sheridans)

I love Churchills! How dare you say they look ugly! The t-35 is pretty cool, it would be better if it had had better armour.
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Posted by Build22 on Friday, March 19, 2004 6:03 PM
QUOTE: Originally posted by claymore68

OK, I had a change of heart!
The ugliest tank of WWII was, without a doubt,...

the one under the latriene!


Hysterical, Claymore, I agree


Bill, definetly Thumbs Up [tup]

Jim [IMG]
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Posted by spector822002 on Friday, March 19, 2004 6:19 PM
Any of the french or brit tanks from WW2 are not too nice to look at if you ask me .... with almost all russian WW2 armor a close 3rd that KV2 what the heck were they thinking there anyways ? Talk about shot traps ! As for prettiest tank ever ... that would have to go to the Abrams for sure , that thing just looks like a killer ! With the leopard a close second . The Chally 2 is a very nice machine too ! I did always like the modern russian stuff as well T-72 and later models low slung and mean as hell , all that ERA armour ,,, Awww lets face it the only ugly tank is the one aiming at you ! NOW jets that would have to be that warthog critter , a plane built around a huge gun ? Isn't that what the Germans did (with thier armor ) at the end of WW2?
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Posted by tigerman on Friday, March 19, 2004 7:08 PM
Everything I have read about the French tanks is that they were mechanically faulty.

Armormaster, the Lee preceded the Sherman, and I agree it was a dog.

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 Eric 

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Posted by Anonymous on Saturday, March 20, 2004 8:08 AM
I think the cromwell looks ugly, as said by Larry, a couple of posts above, it looked like it was from the "Junkyard Wars."(I miss that show, btw)
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Posted by mark956 on Saturday, March 20, 2004 9:32 AM
I would have to say the French Chruchhill.
mark956
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Posted by Anonymous on Saturday, March 20, 2004 9:57 AM
The ugliest tank of WWII.........Let's see.

1. Anything the British fielded during the war.


I offer an appology to our British Cousins, but there just is nothing more of an eyesore that any of the British Cruiser Tanks, Light Tanks, or Heavy Tanks. They all look like a "hodge-podge" of parts just randomly stacked together to get a tank. Kind of like taking parts from about 14 different tanks to make just one.


BUT, they are really cool models to build!
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Posted by Anonymous on Saturday, March 20, 2004 6:45 PM
Well..I would have to say a Renault FT-17 is ugly and the early French tanks !!!!!!

Best eye candy I have seen is a Tiger!!!! Myself I donot like the new armor.

Ter
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Posted by DBFSS385 on Saturday, March 20, 2004 10:03 PM
All tanks are ugly.. They look like farm equipment...Now I'm not bashing tanks, I have modeled a few, but they are ugly and slow and burn much too easy.. .. Big slow targets for really pretty airplanes or a 12 year old with a RPG.... The airplane did to tanks what they did to Battleships, made them almost extinct...Now when the enemy has no airforce i.e. Iraq.. then armour rules.. A fine example of how airplanes rule is the Russian airforce in WW2, they chewed up the Nazi tank divisions after they recovered from earlier losses.
.. Or what the 9th AF did to Nazi Armor when the skys cleared during battle of the bulge..Or most recently what Allied airforces have done to Iraqi armor in both wars. One A-10 is worth a hundred tanks... Now that's an ugly airplane.
Be Well/DBF Walt
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Posted by Anonymous on Saturday, March 20, 2004 11:20 PM
:O shield your ears!
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Posted by Anonymous on Sunday, March 21, 2004 12:13 AM
QUOTE: Best eye candy I have seen is a Tiger!!!!


I agree 100%!!! Cool [8D] Tiger 1 to be more specific.
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Posted by Anonymous on Sunday, March 21, 2004 5:04 AM
Churchhill is got to be the ugliest. I think anything with tons of small road wheels are ugly. British cruiser tanks are not ugly though.
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Posted by Anonymous on Sunday, March 21, 2004 10:27 AM
Well lets see....Farm equipment.....mmmm......NOT! Lets see WWII tank to tank battles at long range ,the Tiger and Panther were winners...Well lets not get those flying tin cans into this.....!

Well lets not go there ............he... he...F4s were shot down with small arms.....in Nam.
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Posted by Anonymous on Sunday, March 21, 2004 1:27 PM
QUOTE: Originally posted by ArmorMaster

I think the ugliest tank was the sherman! Big Smile [:D] I know shermanfreak and shermanfirefly cringed when they read that! Cool [8D] No, just kidding. I think the ugliest tank was the sherman converted tank called the Lee or something called that with the main gun sticking out from the hull! Oooh, looks awful!


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lol
The M3 grant/lee was one ugly tank. The 75 mm was stuck in the hull, and the 37mm was in a little turret at the top. The crew reffered to it as "it was so tall it looked like a damn cathedral coming down the road!"
As for you armour master, shermanfreak and I'll take care of you later....
lol
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