Dirt is purposely left in all the door cracks.
Its painted in flat colours
The seatbelts are always arranged 'just so'
The wife and kids ride on the top wearing flak jackets and ballistic helmets, sitting in 'natural' poses
There's an M-16 rifle propped up somewhere
Its the only car in the shopping centre car park with more jerry cans, shovels, camo nets, crates of combat rations and spare parts than shopping.
Its never quite finished
The windows are 4 inches thick and not quite optically correct
The road repair kit consists of superglue and tweezers.
Vinyl interiour is preferred to leather
All knobs, buttons and controls are made out of brass
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