I just arrived back home last night with a couple of new models for my stash.
"What have you bought now?" asks SWMBO.
"Just these. Aren't they beautiful?"
"If you say so. I really don't understand how a grown man can waste so much time and money on useless toys where you need books of instructions in ancient script to put together, and then you can't do anything with them." says SWMBO.
It was at this point that she sidled over to kitchen drawer to prevent me getting hold of a blunt spoon with which to cause her serious injury.
I went to my hobby room to sulk...and plan.
As soon as I think of a plan I will post it here using the secret modeler's code. I'm thinking I might buy another model just to show her that I mean business.
If that doesn't work, I will be looking for somewhere to sleep for the next few nights, so if you know of anyone who might let me use their shed or let me sleep under their car or they know of a park bench that's vacant, please advise me using the secret modeler's code.
Errol.