BlackSheep, back a few years ago when I still had a Hot Rod,,,,,,I got to talking to an owner of one of those low cars. His was a tiny pickup, realllll low, with the 18" or larger wheels and the extremely low aspect tires.
I asked him if driving on the interstate to Nashville bothered that car any. His reply was that he could only drive it up and down the main highway in Lebanon,,,,,,,never "all the way to Nashville",,,,,,about a half hour trip.
I just shook my head, walking away from a car that couldn't be taken anywhere. Even my gnarliest, knotiest drag car back in the day could have at least gone after a sack of groceries if it really needed to.
As easy as those bumpers came off, they should have been carried in a rack to the car show or event they were going to. Sort of like some wide tire show cars did back in the day.
Rex