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Wanted;-Lightly used - Not Wrecked Flying Saucer- Must have good Coffeemaker on board.

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  • Member since
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  • From: New Braunfels, Texas
Wanted;-Lightly used - Not Wrecked Flying Saucer- Must have good Coffeemaker on board.
Posted by Tanker-Builder on Tuesday, March 24, 2020 9:21 AM

Everybody is getting so serious!.

      Guys and Ladies, C'mon now, we have to lighten up or the politicians will have us right where they want us. I for one am looking for a lightly used U.F.O. ( Prefer the Saucer shaped type.) Must have a range of at least 200 Parsecs.

   I would offer up rides to the orbit between the Moon and Earth for those who just need to get away from all the B^&&%$##( for a while.) Coffee, Iced and Hot Tea and snacks are free. Steak and Taters optional. My Robot can't cook a hamburger without burning it !

     Now the most important part of the ride. You must listen to a three hour tutorial about how Humans are the only ones to mess up where they live. All the while looking at that jewel like planet we are orbitting.

     A planet so full of life it's getting crowded to unbelievable numbers. Yet, From Space, it is the most beautiful orb in our solar system! The life it's mainly full of is US!

 So sit back and enjoy your trip and when I bring you back maybe you can help figger out how to make all critters on the planet live in peace.That means those Micro-Organisms that don't like us too! This is the only planet we have, so look at it, savor it and Live in Health and Peace on it. Me, I am going to Andromeda to visit the hobby Shop on the planet Phlubb in Gonna Gettit city!( Best translation).

      Darned it, There I go looking at the Forbidden Planet Model Saucer and daydreaming agin. Silly old man!!

  • Member since
    July 2014
  • From: Boise ID area
Posted by modelcrazy on Tuesday, March 24, 2020 9:24 AM

I don't have a saucer but I have a triangle, you know, like the one in Phoenix? Probably won't work for you though.

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  • From: Franklin Wi
Posted by Bakster on Tuesday, March 24, 2020 10:52 AM

Tanker-Builder

Everybody is getting so serious!.

      Guys and Ladies, C'mon now, we have to lighten up or the politicians will have us right where they want us. I for one am looking for a lightly used U.F.O. ( Prefer the Saucer shaped type.) Must have a range of at least 200 Parsecs.

   I would offer up rides to the orbit between the Moon and Earth for those who just need to get away from all the B^&&%$##( for a while.) Coffee, Iced and Hot Tea and snacks are free. Steak and Taters optional. My Robot can't cook a hamburger without burning it !

     Now the most important part of the ride. You must listen to a three hour tutorial about how Humans are the only ones to mess up where they live. All the while looking at that jewel like planet we are orbitting.

     A planet so full of life it's getting crowded to unbelievable numbers. Yet, From Space, it is the most beautiful orb in our solar system! The life it's mainly full of is US!

 So sit back and enjoy your trip and when I bring you back maybe you can help figger out how to make all critters on the planet live in peace.That means those Micro-Organisms that don't like us too! This is the only planet we have, so look at it, savor it and Live in Health and Peace on it. Me, I am going to Andromeda to visit the hobby Shop on the planet Phlubb in Gonna Gettit city!( Best translation).

      Darned it, There I go looking at the Forbidden Planet Model Saucer and daydreaming agin. Silly old man!!

 

Lol. I would like a ticket please. In fact--I'll come back later after everyone destroys each other. Sheesh. 

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  • From: Denver
Posted by tankboy51 on Tuesday, March 24, 2020 11:07 AM

I'm partial to United Federation of Planets Starships myself. (Constituion,  Interpid and Miranda class ).

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Posted by GMorrison on Tuesday, March 24, 2020 11:26 AM

Tanker-Builder

     Now the most important part of the ride. You must listen to a three hour tutorial about how Humans are the only ones to mess up where they live. 

The video is titled "To Serve Man".

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    March 2003
  • From: Towson MD
Posted by gregbale on Tuesday, March 24, 2020 11:26 AM

No coffeemaker...but it does have a Coca Cola dispenser on board.

Interior kinda smells like pepperoni, though.... Wink

Greg

 George Lewis:

"Every time you correct me on my grammar I love you a little fewer."
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  • From: SW Virginia
Posted by Gamera on Tuesday, March 24, 2020 11:52 AM

If Greg wants too much for his flying piz- um saucer I've got this one for sale. 

I only accept payment in gold-pressed latinum though... 

"I dream in fire but work in clay." -Arthur Machen

 

  • Member since
    October 2019
  • From: New Braunfels, Texas
Posted by Tanker-Builder on Tuesday, March 24, 2020 1:09 PM

Hmmm;

 But does Coke have the level of caffiene I need? Good Gosh Gregbale! Didja forget I am Sicilian ( well the important part anyway( the Appetite) Pizza odors don't bother me ! !

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  • From: New Braunfels, Texas
Posted by Tanker-Builder on Tuesday, March 24, 2020 1:11 PM

Gamera;

 What's the mileage? remember the fuel must be readily Available from the Salt Water in the Oceans. LOL.LOL

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  • From: New Braunfels, Texas
Posted by Tanker-Builder on Tuesday, March 24, 2020 1:14 PM

"G" 

 I clean forgot about that one. 

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Posted by GMorrison on Tuesday, March 24, 2020 1:16 PM

Tanker-Builder

"G" 

 I clean forgot about that one. 

 

Uh huh...sure thing big boy.

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  • From: New Braunfels, Texas
Posted by Tanker-Builder on Tuesday, March 24, 2020 1:19 PM

Hey!'G"

      Didn't that come from the " Invaders Series?"

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  • From: Denver
Posted by tankboy51 on Tuesday, March 24, 2020 2:28 PM

Capt. Janeway loves coffee.

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Posted by GMorrison on Tuesday, March 24, 2020 3:51 PM

Tanker-Builder

Hey!'G"

      Didn't that come from the " Invaders Series?"

 

The cycle of going from dust to dessert. The metamorphosis from being the ruler of a planet to an ingredient in someone's soup. It's tonight's bill of fare from the Twilight Zone.

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  • From: Finland funland
Posted by Trabi on Wednesday, March 25, 2020 4:25 AM

Gamera

If Greg wants too much for his flying piz- um saucer I've got this one for sale. 

I only accept payment in gold-pressed latinum though... 

 

 

 

OOOO! Futuro house!! That´s epic!! Finnish design! Those are very hard to get nowdays.

Do you have all the original furnitures there too? 

"Space may be the final frontier, but it´s made in Hollywood basement." RHCP, Californication

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  • From: SW Virginia
Posted by Gamera on Wednesday, March 25, 2020 11:00 AM

Trabi

 

 
Gamera

If Greg wants too much for his flying piz- um saucer I've got this one for sale. 

I only accept payment in gold-pressed latinum though... 

 

 

 

 

 

OOOO! Futuro house!! That´s epic!! Finnish design! Those are very hard to get nowdays.

Do you have all the original furnitures there too? 

 

Oh sorry Trabi- not my house. Wish it were though! I was driving around the pirate Blackbeard's old territory visiting some museums off the North Carolina coast when I saw that and it was so awesome I had to turn around, stop on the side of the road and snap a few photos. I didn't want to go on the owner's property so I didn't get close enough to look in the windows. 

That is cool though, didn't know it were Finnish! I'm going to have to look Futuro up and see what else I can find out about it. 

"I dream in fire but work in clay." -Arthur Machen

 

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  • From: New Braunfels, Texas
Posted by Tanker-Builder on Wednesday, March 25, 2020 11:02 AM

Yeah; Tankboy51,

I know,I love strong women too!

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  • From: Finland funland
Posted by Trabi on Wednesday, March 25, 2020 2:21 PM

Gamera, heres link to Wikipedia: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Futuro

And in this few more pictures: https://fi.wikipedia.org/wiki/Futuro

And obout the architect: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Matti_Suuronen

I remember those when I was kid. One was on the way to our summer cottage. That was used as a office of some car seller. Wish I could get one. Nowdays those are all almost gone or in ridiculous prices Sad

"Space may be the final frontier, but it´s made in Hollywood basement." RHCP, Californication

  • Member since
    November 2018
  • From: Saskatchewan, Canada
Posted by sickdude on Wednesday, March 25, 2020 2:28 PM
Well, if any of you fellers want to come over, i'll fire up me Hanubu II, and we'll go take a trip round the moon... Big Smile

William (Willy)

 
  • Member since
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  • From: SW Virginia
Posted by Gamera on Thursday, March 26, 2020 1:15 PM

Thanks Trabi! I didn't know they were this historical. That's amazing stuff! 

I found the one I photographed on the internet- it's in Frisco, NC. 

 https://www.roadsideamerica.com/tip/6808

 

"I dream in fire but work in clay." -Arthur Machen

 

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Posted by GMorrison on Thursday, March 26, 2020 1:39 PM

Never got one. Couldn't figure out how to hand my pictures on the wall.

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