Nam my lad, you are new to Royal Navy protocol so we will be gentle with you.........
"NOW HEAR THIS!" "WAKEY! WAKEY!"
Right lad! Get out of your bunk and sort yourself out-you need to find yoursellf a model kit and get to your workbench before three bells-or you'll be kissing the gunners daughter! (Not nice on an Invincible class carrier!!!!!)
Now get a nice English breakfast down your neck......
"What'll we do with a drunken sailor,
What'll we do with a drunken sailor,
What'll we do with a drunken sailor,
Earl-aye in the morning?"