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  • From: So.CaL
FOR ENTERTAINMENT PURPOSES ONLY___?
Posted by Dr. Faust on Sunday, April 20, 2008 4:06 AM

 

 

This just in from WorldMoto News:

It was announced today that former Team Tamiya "Jumping Rider" Jonathan Rockit has been signed by one of Hondas' satellite teams, Team Academy. Mr. Rockit, who did not race last year due to a court ordered stay in a substance abuse rehab center, will compete in this years World MX Grand Prix series.

Team Acadamys' Manager, Lao Sey Decals said he is "rooking forward to seeing how Jonnie be good on track". When asked about Rockits' past problems, Decals said "Be goodfor Jonnie to straighten up and win. Jonnie Rockit no more soft blob of plastic! He on 5 minit poxy training program, he hard as resin, with nerves of styrene!"

Reports about Jonnie's' exploits started to surface mid season while at Team Tamiya. Rumors about his substance abuse(he was allegedly caught sniffing Super Thin in the pit porta pottie by a rival Revell rider)surfaced after news leaked of his failed marriage to The Airbrushed SuperGlueModel SaSookie Hasagawa. Other abuse problems arose as several GB riders accused The Rockit of being on "the juice" (3:TS-11- 2:X-26) during several of his wins. One unnamed rider said "He passed me on the big downhill so fast he must be juiced , or have PE cajonies!"

When told of the news in a 1/12th scale modeling forum, Mr. Tamiya posted this: I hope Jonnie be good for new team. He no good for us anymore! He just a dumb OOP! I no have stock in him. Ret's see how he does on that reissue of a bike. That bike piece of scrap, not worth the sprue it injected on! Red Rider my arse, he nothing but a Red Bull on vodka! He washed up and weathered! He.........(Mr. Tamiya was unable to finish as he was banned from the site mid rant)

Jonnie Rockit was unavailable for comment, But when asked last month about his stay in the Malibu Barbie rehab center, Jonnie's' only comment was" It was a nice clean building. They do great work there, and I met a lot of nice girls". Sources say he is in California after a successful minor surgery on his left knee. Famed surgeon Dr. Hollis Wood said the procedure went well and Mr. Rocket is recuperating at his workbench in his Rolling Stash Estates home. "he's just fine sand avoiding the media and the tabloid motoguzzi" said Dr. Wood.

MotoWorld News was able to get some spy shots of The Rockit at one of Hondas' secret test track facilities somewhere near Lake Elsinore Ca. Here they are>>>

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Just having some fun with the styrene, No need to turn on the forum PC sirens, LOL  

Thank you all for looking at the pics.

 Please feel free to post opipions.

Comments, tips, suggestions always welcome!

Regards,,, Dr. "Jonnie" Rockit. 

 

 

Just build it (and post pics when youre done)

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    January 2007
Posted by the doog on Sunday, April 20, 2008 7:26 AM

I love it, man! It's always cool to provide a figure with a build, to give a sense of scale, and human interest!

Now all you have to do is make sure you maich up those neon aqua and fuschia colors of the old moto-gear! LOL! Laugh [(-D]

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    January 2003
  • From: Washington State
Posted by leemitcheltree on Friday, April 25, 2008 2:02 AM
LMAO.......you idiot.....lol.....
Very nicely done.....very nice indeed....The model looks great, Jonnie is way cool, the story was very funny, and those fools out there all in a huff about the "non-pc" elements can go jump.
After all, Political Correctness is a doctrine, fostered by a delusional, illogical minority, and rabidly promoted by an unscrupulous mainstream media, which holds forth the proposition that it is entirely possible to pick up a turd by the clean end.
If y'all have a problem with that, I'm more than happy have a chat with your lawyers.

Cheers, LeeTree
Remember, Safety Fast!!!

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    April 2006
  • From: Maryville Tennessee
Posted by oleander13 on Friday, April 25, 2008 8:50 AM

 leemitcheltree wrote:
LMAO.......you idiot.....lol.....
Very nicely done.....very nice indeed....The model looks great, Jonnie is way cool, the story was very funny, and those fools out there all in a huff about the "non-pc" elements can go jump.
After all, Political Correctness is a doctrine, fostered by a delusional, illogical minority, and rabidly promoted by an unscrupulous mainstream media, which holds forth the proposition that it is entirely possible to pick up a turd by the clean end.
If y'all have a problem with that, I'm more than happy have a chat with your lawyers.

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LOVE IT!!!!

Things could be worse. Suppose your errors were counted and published every day, like those of a baseball player. Life will always throw you curves, just keep fouling them off... the right pitch will come, but when it does, be prepared to run the bases.
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    March 2004
  • From: Spartanburg, SC
Posted by subfixer on Friday, April 25, 2008 12:06 PM
I'm copying that down and nailing it on the wall here at work. Thanks!!

I'm from the government and I'm here to help.

  • Member since
    May 2006
  • From: So.CaL
Posted by Dr. Faust on Wednesday, November 18, 2009 8:08 PM
 Dr. Faust wrote:

 

 

This just in from WorldMoto News:

It was announced today that former Team Tamiya "Jumping Rider" Jonathan Rockit has been signed by one of Hondas' satellite teams, Team Academy. Mr. Rockit, who did not race last year due to a court ordered stay in a substance abuse rehab center, will compete in this years World MX Grand Prix series.

Team Acadamys' Manager, Lao Sey Decals said he is "rooking forward to seeing how Jonnie be good on track". When asked about Rockits' past problems, Decals said "Be goodfor Jonnie to straighten up and win. Jonnie Rockit no more soft blob of plastic! He on 5 minit poxy training program, he hard as resin, with nerves of styrene!"

Reports about Jonnie's' exploits started to surface mid season while at Team Tamiya. Rumors about his substance abuse(he was allegedly caught sniffing Super Thin in the pit porta pottie by a rival Revell rider)surfaced after news leaked of his failed marriage to The Airbrushed SuperGlueModel SaSookie Hasagawa. Other abuse problems arose as several GB riders accused The Rockit of being on "the juice" (3:TS-11- 2:X-26) during several of his wins. One unnamed rider said "He passed me on the big downhill so fast he must be juiced , or have PE cajonies!"

When told of the news in a 1/12th scale modeling forum, Mr. Tamiya posted this: I hope Jonnie be good for new team. He no good for us anymore! He just a dumb OOP! I no have stock in him. Ret's see how he does on that reissue of a bike. That bike piece of scrap, not worth the sprue it injected on! Red Rider my arse, he nothing but a Red Bull on vodka! He washed up and weathered! He.........(Mr. Tamiya was unable to finish as he was banned from the site mid rant)

Jonnie Rockit was unavailable for comment, But when asked last month about his stay in the Malibu Barbie rehab center, Jonnie's' only comment was" It was a nice clean building. They do great work there, and I met a lot of nice girls". Sources say he is in California after a successful minor surgery on his left knee. Famed surgeon Dr. Hollis Wood said the procedure went well and Mr. Rocket is recuperating at his workbench in his Rolling Stash Estates home. "he's just fine sand avoiding the media and the tabloid motoguzzi" said Dr. Wood.

MotoWorld News was able to get some spy shots of The Rockit at one of Hondas' secret test track facilities somewhere near Lake Elsinore Ca. Here they are>>>

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Just having some fun with the styrene, No need to turn on the forum PC sirens, LOL  

Thank you all for looking at the pics.

 Please feel free to post opipions.

Comments, tips, suggestions always welcome!

Regards,,, Dr. "Jonnie" Rockit. 

 

 

Just found this old post and thought maybe I ought to get back to the bench and finish this build.

Just build it (and post pics when youre done)

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    May 2009
  • From: Brizioland
Posted by Brizio on Wednesday, November 18, 2009 8:51 PM
The position looks very realistic!
  • Member since
    May 2006
  • From: So.CaL
Posted by Dr. Faust on Wednesday, November 18, 2009 9:28 PM

Thanks Brizio, I really had to chop up the "jumping Tamiya rider" to get it to pose next to the bike. Hope to get this one done soon.

Dr. Faust

Just build it (and post pics when youre done)

  • Member since
    May 2009
  • From: Brizioland
Posted by Brizio on Thursday, November 19, 2009 12:48 AM
Ok! It remember me the first time I used a CR250... How much fun I had... :)
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