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This just in from WorldMoto News:
It was announced today that former Team Tamiya "Jumping Rider" Jonathan Rockit has been signed by one of Hondas' satellite teams, Team Academy. Mr. Rockit, who did not race last year due to a court ordered stay in a substance abuse rehab center, will compete in this years World MX Grand Prix series.
Team Acadamys' Manager, Lao Sey Decals said he is "rooking forward to seeing how Jonnie be good on track". When asked about Rockits' past problems, Decals said "Be goodfor Jonnie to straighten up and win. Jonnie Rockit no more soft blob of plastic! He on 5 minit poxy training program, he hard as resin, with nerves of styrene!"
Reports about Jonnie's' exploits started to surface mid season while at Team Tamiya. Rumors about his substance abuse(he was allegedly caught sniffing Super Thin in the pit porta pottie by a rival Revell rider)surfaced after news leaked of his failed marriage to The Airbrushed SuperGlueModel SaSookie Hasagawa. Other abuse problems arose as several GB riders accused The Rockit of being on "the juice" (3:TS-11- 2:X-26) during several of his wins. One unnamed rider said "He passed me on the big downhill so fast he must be juiced , or have PE cajonies!"
When told of the news in a 1/12th scale modeling forum, Mr. Tamiya posted this: I hope Jonnie be good for new team. He no good for us anymore! He just a dumb OOP! I no have stock in him. Ret's see how he does on that reissue of a bike. That bike piece of scrap, not worth the sprue it injected on! Red Rider my arse, he nothing but a Red Bull on vodka! He washed up and weathered! He.........(Mr. Tamiya was unable to finish as he was banned from the site mid rant)
Jonnie Rockit was unavailable for comment, But when asked last month about his stay in the Malibu Barbie rehab center, Jonnie's' only comment was" It was a nice clean building. They do great work there, and I met a lot of nice girls". Sources say he is in California after a successful minor surgery on his left knee. Famed surgeon Dr. Hollis Wood said the procedure went well and Mr. Rocket is recuperating at his workbench in his Rolling Stash Estates home. "he's just fine sand avoiding the media and the tabloid motoguzzi" said Dr. Wood.
MotoWorld News was able to get some spy shots of The Rockit at one of Hondas' secret test track facilities somewhere near Lake Elsinore Ca. Here they are>>>
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Just having some fun with the styrene, No need to turn on the forum PC sirens, LOL
Thank you all for looking at the pics.
Please feel free to post opipions.
Comments, tips, suggestions always welcome!
Regards,,, Dr. "Jonnie" Rockit.