If you meet a fellow pilot who becomes your closest buddy, there's a certainty he has past history with your wife.

This one caused me to yell at the TV...

In Tunisia during WWII, Tigers looked exactly like Patton tanks with German crosses painted on them.

Engineless vehicles can do 70 mph, flip, and explode, blowing the hood off and show bare frame rails in the firebox.......with all kinds of detailing, ie. wires, hoses, etc. hanging loose.

6 shot revolvers have the amazing capacity to hold around 20 rounds. (wish mine would, wouldn't need the speedloaders)

Single stack semi-auto pistols hold more rounds than a Thompson drum magazine.

Aliens NEVER die.

If facing a monster or serial killer that knocks off his targets one by one always split up and search the area solo rather than as a group. 

The monster/serial killer isn't really dead until the credits roll so don't walk up it's 'corpse' and poke it with a stick. And in many cases it still will return in the sequel.

Most monsters are immune to bullets but can be pierced and killed by an arrow. 

Guns can only shoot two or three feet. If you're covering someone with a pistol never stand on the other side of the room, you must always walk over to the other guy and hold the gun about three inches in front of his face (so he can knock it out of your hand if you're distracted). 

Anything in the world can be hacked (even if it has no connection to the internet) by punching two or three keys on a computer. 

Aliens may be advanced enough to have faster-than-light drive systems and gigantic spacecraft but their weapons are rarely any better than our own at the point in time the movie is made. (Aka a blaster is no better than a M-16, a flying saucer has the same performance as a F/A-18 if today. If made in the '50s the saucers are no faster than a F-86).  

Any animal if it becomes huge becomes magically bulletproof.

The US military has special projects to create aliens, werewolvies, vampires, giant animals, dragons, etc as biological weapons. 

A 5 foot 1, 90 pound bikini model can take on a half-dozen professional wrestler/bodybuilder type guys three times her size and whip them all.

Hi,

1)  Apparently exposure to radiation and/or toxic chemicals will either give you super powers or immediately transform you into some sort of mutant.

2) If someone has an ominous sounding last name (like "von Doom", "Bedlam", "Death" "Faustus", "Impossible", "Octopus", "Psycho", "Shocker", "Spectro", etc) and is studying for a PhD, watch out because it will undoubtedly turn out badly.

3) Super heros some how manage to not only prevent world ending catastrophes on a regular basis, but also seem to have the time to constantly keep their love interest or the sidekick of their alter identity out of minor/petty trouble.

4) The crew of a spaceship may be large, but only a handful of people onboard are of any importance, and they will regularly be called on to help save the universe once every week or two, 20-24 times a year, with a break during the summer.  (OK, that's more of a TV than movie thing)

Pat

Enemy fighter airplanes looked just like the North American T-6 trainer.

Modern turbine powered helicopters, sound just like the old Korea war vintage M.A.S.H. type.

Regardless of the aircraft type, once the bad guy pilot has been subdued, the hero character can fly it expertly. 

Dont forget...

When being chased by a madman in a truck make sure you run down the middle of the road! 

He will never catch you there!

All automobiles have the standard option of enough explosives to detonate into a spectacular fireball when shot or driven off a cliff.  

Also, make sure you trip (especially when you are of the female persuasion) over anything available (could even be a blade of grass) while being chased by the antagonist. 

Oh this too :

  If you crash anywhere you always see the cockpit crew surviving with barely a scratch !

Oh , You forgot ;

 If you drive your car into a river or lake it floats long enough for you and the lady you rescued to get out , swim to shore and kiss each other !  Same with a plane , T.B. 

I call it the 100,000 to 1 rule. 100,000 good guy bullets hit their targets for every 1 of the bad guy's. It works for light sabers, arrows, spears, what have you. 

Don't open that door.

And don't walk backwards towards that door, or anywhere else for that matter.

And the self-destruct countdown always stops at 1 or 2 seconds.  Unless you are Ripley in the first "Alien".  Good thing there was an escape pod.

The monster is ALWAYS in the escape pod.

Not so, if it's the first part of the movie!

The Beretta m9 carries 45+ rounds in one mag and some of the rounds have explosive tips.....lol

When you run our of bullets, you got one more chance of hitting the other guy by throwiing your empty pistol at him.