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  • From: Indiana, USA
Posted by cassibill on Wednesday, November 26, 2003 12:15 PM
lolololol Iroc you reminded me of a bad joke about nuns painting naked and a blind man....

cdw My life flashes before my eyes and it mostly my life flashing before my eyes!!!Big Smile The 1/144 scale census and message board: http://144scalelist.freewebpage.org/index.html

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Posted by Anonymous on Wednesday, November 26, 2003 1:16 AM
I was once transporting a semi completed M163 up the stairs in the middle of the night. The tray had the model, its sprues, paint and a number of other stuff on it.. Thats when I tripped. I just fell forward, but the model proved that the heavier bits are always the ones that are the most delicate. Needless to say production was delayed on that one. Besides the shocking paint choice it ended up not too bad..

And then there was the humbrol flat black enamel.. I managed to get almost all of it out of the bedroom carpet..
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Posted by Anonymous on Tuesday, November 25, 2003 11:48 PM
My husband was building a M16 Motor Gun Carriage when my 3 year old decided that daddy's "truck" didn't look pretty enough being green. She then got a bottle of blood red paint and painted almost the whole thing. I was mighty pretty. Needless to say that she was punished and he learned to keep the paints where she can't reach them.

Demankat
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Posted by Anonymous on Tuesday, November 25, 2003 10:57 PM
Just happened ...
I was stirring some stain for a project and managed to knock over the can; went all over the bench and through the cracks between the planks on the top, right onto my Taig modeling lathe.

Took me many hours to disassemble, clean, reassemble, and recalibrate.
Brue
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Posted by Woody on Monday, November 24, 2003 9:41 PM
Ok Iroc, put them clothes back on. . .

" I wish to have no connection with any ship that does not sail fast; for I intend to go in harm's way." --John Paul Jones
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Posted by Anonymous on Monday, November 24, 2003 9:21 PM
You know guys.....
All those ruined clothes wouldn't be a problem if you just painted naked.
Sign - Oops [#oops]I've....said to much.Whistling [:-^]
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Posted by Anonymous on Monday, November 24, 2003 6:46 AM
I think Ive spilt enough paint to cover the 350 Enterprise with tiedie colorsBanged Head [banghead]
I once had a MM bottle of black thinned down for washes that exploded all over me. I was trying to knowck the lid loose. It was stuck :( And I dont know how many times Ive held the a/b with my mouth while doing something with the paint. I just happen to bite down too hard and tyhe paint was catapulted not only on my shirt and paints but on my model, and in my face, and who knows where else...Dead [xx(]Banged Head [banghead]Confused [%-)]Dunce [D)]
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Posted by mojodoctor on Sunday, November 23, 2003 8:09 PM
Matching the color of your skin might be a bit more difficult than carpet! It's a good thing that you decided to tell the truth, he would have seen right through it. ;-)

Pax Probiscum!
Matt
Matt Fly fast, fly low, turn left!
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Posted by Anonymous on Sunday, November 23, 2003 2:06 PM
Hey Mojo, I wish I had heard that before transferring from my last rectory. I spray painted my hand bright red in the morning, the other hand splashed blue that afternoon and had dinner with the Bishop that evening. Needless to say, he noticed and i thought to come up with something clever but told the real story and that's when I found out that the Bishop was a model builder as well.Big Smile [:D]Wow!! [wow] Will wonders never cease!Approve [^]Big Smile [:D]
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Posted by mojodoctor on Sunday, November 23, 2003 12:58 PM
I superglued my jeans to my leg once. Didn't lose too much skin,.... that time!

The worst thing that has happened is when I spilled a bottle of light gray primer on dark brown carpeting. Since I was renting, I had to remove it, but had no luck. So about a week before I moved, I decided to mix some brown paint to match the carpet and airbrushed the spot. Couldn't even tell!
Matt Fly fast, fly low, turn left!
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Posted by South Aussie on Sunday, November 23, 2003 12:48 AM
QUOTE: Originally posted by leemitcheltree

Bloody hell - all these stories bring up memories - bad ones!
One of my worst ones was having a large-ish amount of polyurethane resin to mix, and fixing up a mixing paddle on a small electric motor - does anyone wanna guess how all this ended?
Resin really doesn't come out of ANYTHING.
Cheers
LeeTree


Lee Tree;
Must be an Aussie thing only mine was large-ish amount of fluorescent red. Guess who ended up painting the walls in his modelling room instead of modelling for two weeks.
Wayne I enjoy getting older, especially when I consider the alternative.
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Posted by leemitcheltree on Saturday, November 22, 2003 11:47 PM
Bloody hell - all these stories bring up memories - bad ones!
One of my worst ones was having a large-ish amount of polyurethane resin to mix, and fixing up a mixing paddle on a small electric motor - does anyone wanna guess how all this ended?
Resin really doesn't come out of ANYTHING.
Cheers
LeeTree

Cheers, LeeTree
Remember, Safety Fast!!!

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Posted by Anonymous on Saturday, November 22, 2003 6:25 PM
QUOTE: Originally posted by paulnchamp

Somehow when cleaning my airbrush, I managed to spill several (large) drops of Model Master Chrome Yellow on the (new) vinyl kitchen floor. My life flashed before my eyes, but I managed to get it all cleaned up (without a trace!) before the wife came home. She still doesn't know about it.Big Smile [:D]
I would almost be willing to bet she does, she's just waiting for you to fess up to it. Women have a sixth sence ya see and no matter how hard we try to keep them from knowing about things like this, they do, they know everything, just ask her.Mischief [:-,]Mischief [:-,]Mischief [:-,]Laugh [(-D]Laugh [(-D]
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Posted by paulnchamp on Friday, November 21, 2003 10:09 PM
Somehow when cleaning my airbrush, I managed to spill several (large) drops of Model Master Chrome Yellow on the (new) vinyl kitchen floor. My life flashed before my eyes, but I managed to get it all cleaned up (without a trace!) before the wife came home. She still doesn't know about it.Big Smile [:D]
Paul "A man's GOT to know his limitations."
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Posted by qmiester on Friday, November 21, 2003 9:59 PM
Spilled paint is bad enough on models (i can usually salvage them) and on the floor or rug (the longest my wife stayed pi-ah unhappy was a week). But to me the biggest tragedies I've suffered is when I have the parts sprue or a partially completed model on the work bench and then knock over a full bottle of liquid glue - usually don't salvage too much out of that even for spare parts. Bah Sad [:(]Banged Head [banghead]Sad [:(]Banged Head [banghead]Sad [:(]Banged Head [banghead]
Quincy
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Posted by Keyworth on Friday, November 21, 2003 6:28 PM
The worst thing that happened to me was when I accidentally spilled a few drops of superglue on my benchtop. A few moments later, I just happened to rest my airbrush on that spot and................you can guess the rest. Took about 30 minutes to detach it from the table. Oh, did I mention that the brush was pressurized when I tried to pick it up? My spray booth has a distinctive silhouette of my forearm outlined in bright red on the left side.
"There's no problem that can't be solved with a suitable application of high explosives"
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Posted by RAF120 on Friday, November 21, 2003 5:52 PM
I feel very lucky I can't remember a time while modeling that I've had a huge disaster. Now there was the time I was getting ready to paint my 1:1 scale jeep and I was shaking a gallon can of OD paint, while talking to someone, and the lid came loose. Neadless to say the jeep didn't get painted that night, but I did.[:0]
Trevor Where am I going and why am I in this handbasket?
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Posted by Anonymous on Friday, November 21, 2003 12:24 PM
LOL re: this thread !!!!
nice 2 know i'm not the only klutz around here...
it's not a modeling session unless i spill something or lose a small part, and sometimes i manage 2 do both !!
frostySmile [:)]
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Posted by SNOOPY on Friday, November 21, 2003 11:34 AM
How about this one. Daughter, 3 years old, found a bottle of silver enamel and got into it. I come along to paint a Neiport 17 and start shaking it. All of a sudden it notice paint dripping on the floor. The lid was on but not very tight. I go and ask her about it and she says she did not get into it. I then notice silver paint on an end table and molding to a door. Then I notice she is clenching her fist. I ask to open it and sure enough, silver paint all over her hands. I was just glad she did not put it in her mouth.
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Posted by cassibill on Friday, November 21, 2003 10:44 AM
I dumped a new bottle of green zinc chromate once like 4 yrs ago. I always have trouble getting the lid off. I coundn't get the clear flat or clear gloss open(MMAcryl) The one thing I miss about the dorm I don't have guys handy to open stubborn madels anymore. I once asked a guy to open it and he couldn't. His girlfriend and younger sister were both there watching (they lived on the same floor) and one of them opened it!! Poor guy,lolololol. My roommate at the dorm used to open a lot of jars( I lost most of the grip strength in one hand when the dog (185lbs Wolfhound) jumped and slammed it in the car door at the wrist) She always got more paint on her hands then I did.

cdw My life flashes before my eyes and it mostly my life flashing before my eyes!!!Big Smile The 1/144 scale census and message board: http://144scalelist.freewebpage.org/index.html

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Posted by Anonymous on Friday, November 21, 2003 10:38 AM
I was shaking a bottle of Alclad II and watching tv at the same time. The little bb was just rattling around the bottle making a racket when all of a sudden I felt wet all down the front of me. I guess I was shaking to hard, or I just don't know my own strengthTongue [:P], but the bb had busted a hole in the bottle and launched silver paint all over my stomach, the wooden bookshelf, the model table and the wall.

It came off of the wall and me pretty easy but the bookshelf still has a light silver blotch.
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Posted by berny13 on Friday, November 21, 2003 10:02 AM
I loaded up the paint cup with gloss red and was just getting ready to paint when I heard the door bell ring. I was the only one at home so I proped up the airbrush on my desk ( I should have put it on the holder), and answered the door. When I returned to the model room the airbrush had tipped over and I had a round circle of red paint on the dark gray carpet. It goes good with the black, olive drab and white circles I already had on the carpet.

Berny

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TF-102A Delta Dagger, 32nd FIS, 54-1370, 1/48 scale. Monogram Pro Modeler with C&H conversion.  

Revell F-4E Phantom II 33rd TFW, 58th TFS, 69-260, 1/32 scale. 

Tamiya F-4D Phantom II, 13th TFS, 66-8711, 1/32 scale.  F-4 Phantom Group Build. 

 

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Posted by J-Hulk on Friday, November 21, 2003 7:10 AM
I've done that a coupla times with cans of coffee (canned coffee is quite popular here). Didn't remember I'd already popped the tab, gave 'er a good ol' shake...and, voila! Caffiene shower for everybody!
~Brian
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Posted by KJ200 on Friday, November 21, 2003 6:27 AM
Like Demon 69, I'm an advocate of the old clothes approach, but have not yet managed to spill any paint!!!!!!

Doesn't that just confirm that paint is onlt attracted to new clothes?

However I did pick up the matt white, instead of the matt clear by mistake and promptly gave a Fw190 a winter camo scheme!!!!

D'oh!

Karl

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Posted by styrene on Friday, November 21, 2003 6:14 AM
Man, I thought I was the only one with klutz tendencies! Same thing happened to me with gloss red. Was getting ready to paint gear door edges on a 1/32 Tamiya F-14. Paint went all over the table, wall, carpet, clothes--it was disgusting. Never did get it all out. Had to repaint the walls, replace the carpet, etc.
Gip Winecoff

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1900: "Nietzsche is dead"--God

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Posted by Swanny on Thursday, November 20, 2003 10:26 PM

QUOTE:
I feel more sorry for your carpet than your hand. After all, you can just "sand" the paint off your hand...yeesh

By the way, what TV show was it? It must've been very exciting.

Some mutant shark movie with Craig T. Nelson in it. Right at a scene where a diver got munched. I was wearing a brand new pair of jeans at the time and amazingly enough only got my hand painted. Nothing on the cloths, the four models under construction or the carpeting. Sometimes you just get lucky. Last week while putting some black lacquer primer on a wing I airbrushed my thumb nail. Next day at work one of the guys commented on how I must have shut my thumb in the door. Hmmm, how do I explain this?Whistling [:-^]
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Posted by Anonymous on Thursday, November 20, 2003 10:18 PM
I kearned long ago to have a nice, neat, comfortable set of junk clothes for those model binges. Scrubs fit the bill nicely. That is, until my best friend got drunk and puked all over them. That's another story.

demono69
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Posted by Anonymous on Thursday, November 20, 2003 9:56 PM
I used to screw up shirts. I got an BBQ apron and put it on whenever I plan to use my airbrush or clean my airbrush. Has saved me many a time!

Glenn
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Posted by Anonymous on Thursday, November 20, 2003 9:34 PM




I have more shirts and pants with paint and glue spots on them. About two months ago I was trying to remove a lid off a full bottle of paint. It was stuck so bad I had to use two pairs pliers to get it off. One for the lid the other for the bottle. Well the lid stayed on but I managed to crush the bottle. Silver paint all down the legs of new pants my wife had just bought me.
Lotts of thinner and a quick wash. She still thinks thay came with silver specs....
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