Sparrowhyperion:
Scratch and Sniff is OK, but it tends to wear out over time. I had the Renwal 1/25 Possom Pate kit and the scratch and sniff stopped stinking after only 229 days... (We apologize for the intrusion into this message of references by another post which will remain nameless.) I had to go out and try to get a bottle of stinky goo self setting stink spray. Couldn't find it anywhere so I just gave the kit to the badgers to play with.
Okay, point taken. But as a sad defence, I remind you that after about 2/3 of a year, even squirrel jerky loses those fresh Michelin and Walnut notes. There's Beaujolais Nouveau, and then there's Bordeaux.
Of course, one of the big three for a true associative predictor for psychopathy is bed wetting. Yeah, my dog likes to torment small animals, and carpet wets. But he has never lit stuff on fire.
I just love setting stuff on fire, as long as it is, ahhhemmmm... in the fire pit.
Does pouring polyester resin to replicate oceans and lakes count, like, if you are sleep walking? ... always wondered about that...