Hey guys... sorry the gadget has been delayed. It wasn't my fault... I was inspired be JeffW.... Allow me to explain:
Ya see... first I had to check with my wife to make sure it was OK for me to sign it...
Then I had to check with my wife to find out what color ink I should use...
Then I had to check with my wife to ensure I could use one of the 'good' pens (aka one with ink)...
Then I had to check with my wife so she could proofread it to make sure my signature was grammatically correct...
Then I had to check with my wife so she could determine if my signature was in the most appropriate spot or if I should scribble it out and start all over again...
Then I had to check with my wife to see if I could use an envelope to send the gadget on its merry way...
Then I had to check with my wife to see if I could have a stamp....
Then I had to check with my wife to find out what day I should put it in the mail....
So at this point I think I'm good... It'll go out tomorrow...