Creative Captions... Four

Anonymous

Member since
November 2005

Posted by Anonymous on Sunday, February 22, 2004 4:32 AM

Damn It! Smithers! I said the BLUE one retracts the undercart!

Naughty, naughty Mr Herne. Thats an old German joke.
Dai

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Anonymous

Member since
November 2005

Posted by Anonymous on Friday, February 20, 2004 9:59 PM

Oh well, there goes the cowshed!
OR
The early VTOL trials didn't go well for the RAF!
And yes, T 34, it was for real, sometime in the early sixties, if memory serves.
Anyone got pictures of the RAF Phantom crashing with the radome open?, there's always some smart alec with a camera...
Pete

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Anonymous

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November 2005

Posted by Anonymous on Friday, February 20, 2004 7:34 PM

Is this for real?

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ChrisJH666

Member since
January 2004
From: Brisbane Australia

Posted by ChrisJH666 on Friday, February 20, 2004 4:44 PM

"Nooo bahdy knooows the trouble ah seeen......................."

In the queue: 1/48 Beech Staggerwing (RAAF), P38 (RAAF), Vultee Vengeance (RAAF), Spitfire Vb (Malta), Spitfire VIII x2 (RAAF), P39 x2 (RAAF), Martin Baltimore (Malta?), Martin Maryland (Malta), Typhoon NF1b, Hellcat x2 (FAA)

Chris

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Anonymous

Member since
November 2005

Posted by Anonymous on Friday, February 20, 2004 2:37 PM

One of James Bond's Girls: "Oh JAMES what does this button do?"
James Bond: WAIT, DONT! Oh well, I guess it was time for a new actor anyway..........

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coldwar68

Member since
February 2003
From: Zanesville, OH USA

Posted by coldwar68 on Friday, February 20, 2004 12:47 PM

let's see now, was it this switch for the landing gear or this onnnneeeee........

I can picture in my mind a world without war, a world without hate. And I can picture us attacking that world, because they'd never expect it. -Jack Handy

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Quagmyre

Member since
December 2003
From: and just won't go away.

Posted by Quagmyre on Friday, February 20, 2004 9:02 AM

Now that's a big lawn dart!

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qmiester

Member since
May 2003
From: Central USA

Posted by qmiester on Friday, February 20, 2004 7:33 AM

Above is a perfect example of one of Murphys Rules of Combat:

"When your fear of the aircraft becomes greater than your fear of the ejection seat, its time to get out"

Quincy

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Anonymous

Member since
November 2005

Posted by Anonymous on Friday, February 20, 2004 6:38 AM

Take over Hoskins, I'm off to lunch - See you in an hour.

Beers,

Rob M.

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Anonymous

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November 2005

Posted by Anonymous on Friday, February 20, 2004 3:33 AM

.....this completed the first test flight of a Polish Cruise Missile........

I read somewhere that the tractor was made by a subsidiary of English Electric..........if so , not exactly the ideal PR photo

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Butz

Member since
February 2003
From: Niagara Falls NY

Posted by Butz on Friday, February 20, 2004 1:04 AM

Hey all,
Pilot thinking to himself, its just going to be one of those days!!

Pilot to the instructor: Do ya think you can pass me on a curve?

I wonder if the pilot remembered to bring his sunscreen lotion? Wink [;)]

Sqdrn Cmndr to the pilot: please Lt start from the begining. Pilot: well you see sir the dinosaurs came and then..................... Black Eye [B)]

How the first inground pool was invented Tongue [:P]

Can lightning really strike twice?

Hey Pa, can I keep it?

Need any wood for the fire place??

Farmer Bob: Hey ma, I see that farmer Stan went up flyin again!!

Flaps up, Mike

If you would listen to everybody about the inaccuracies, most of the kits on your shelf would not have been built Too Close For Guns, Switching To Finger