Creative Captions... Four

wibhi2

Member since
March 2003
From: Brooklyn

Posted by wibhi2 on Thursday, February 19, 2004 10:06 AM

"Dang boy and his blasted shot-gun"

waskily wabbit: "Duck Season!"

3d modelling is an option a true mental excercise in frusrtation

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styrene

Member since
May 2003
From: The flat lands of the Southeast

Posted by styrene on Thursday, February 19, 2004 10:06 AM

Must be a big tornado this time, Dorothy. Even the jets are blowing away.

Gip Winecoff

1882: "God is dead"--F. Nietzsche

1900: "Nietzsche is dead"--God

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cassibill

Member since
February 2003
From: Indiana, USA

Posted by cassibill on Thursday, February 19, 2004 9:24 AM

That wasn't what i had in mind when I asked to drive some post for me.

cdw My life flashes before my eyes and it mostly my life flashing before my eyes!!! Big Smile The 1/144 scale census and message board: http://144scalelist.freewebpage.org/index.html

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eagle334

Member since
March 2003
From: plopped down in front of this computer.

Posted by eagle334 on Thursday, February 19, 2004 9:08 AM

Well, at least he put the gear down so the jet will land ok.

Wayners Go Eagles! 334th Fighter Squadron

Me and my F-4E <script language="javascript" src="http://www.airfighters.com/phgid_183.js" type="text/javascript"></script>

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Anonymous

Member since
November 2005

Posted by Anonymous on Thursday, February 19, 2004 9:06 AM

D'OH!!!!

Look, no hands!

Artist's conception of the effect of Y2K on RAF jets.

This is why you don't play "Chinese fire-drill" in a jet.

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scottrc

Member since
December 2003
From: 37deg 40.13' N 95deg 29.10'W

Posted by scottrc on Thursday, February 19, 2004 9:01 AM

How the term "bought the farm" came about.

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KJ200

Member since
July 2003
From: Bicester, England

Posted by KJ200 on Thursday, February 19, 2004 7:34 AM

The Lightning's collision course radar had a habit of acquiring tractors!

Headline: Farmer hit on head with RC jet.

That last landing bounce proved one too much!

Karl Smile [:)]

Currently on the bench: AZ Models 1/72 Mig 17PF

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wayne baker

Member since
February 2003
From: Medina, Ohio

Posted by wayne baker on Thursday, February 19, 2004 7:31 AM

Jeez, that's the fourth one this week!

I may get so drunk, I have to crawl home. But dammit, I'll crawl like a Marine.

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J-Hulk

Member since
February 2003
From: Tochigi, Japan

Posted by J-Hulk on Thursday, February 19, 2004 7:15 AM

The RAF gets in a little early "planting" this year...

~Brian

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Anonymous

Member since
November 2005

Posted by Anonymous on Thursday, February 19, 2004 6:19 AM

All right who switched the flight controls?????????? Big Smile [:D]

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Keyworth

Member since
January 2003
From: NE Georgia

Posted by Keyworth on Thursday, February 19, 2004 5:28 AM

Damned artificial horizon!!!!!!

"There's no problem that can't be solved with a suitable application of high explosives"

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Buddho

Member since
March 2003
From: Newport News VA

Posted by Buddho on Thursday, February 19, 2004 4:46 AM

Heard by farmer Brown..."Bombs away!"

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Anonymous

Member since
November 2005

Posted by Anonymous on Thursday, February 19, 2004 4:39 AM

The farmer is actually a hypnotist:

"Woooo, you are in a Ju87..."

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shrikes

Member since
November 2003
From: Manila, Philippines

Posted by shrikes on Thursday, February 19, 2004 3:40 AM

Hey, bobby! Call the airbase and tell 'em that chester's gone and done it again!

The RAF attempted to launch BAE lightnings vertically from farm fields in the mid-60s with little succcess. The Harrier was developed in direct resopnse to this picture.

*Darth Vader voice* I find your lack of piloting skill disturbing

How dorothy REALLY arrived in Oz.

Blackadder: This plan's as cunning as a fox that used to be Professor of cunning at Oxford University but has now moved on and is working with the U.N at the high commission of cunning planning