Ahem, hm-hmmm, cough, ahh, ahem, ah - umm, excuse me... excuse me, fellas....? EXCUSE ME!! Guys, could I, uh, umm, maybe, uh, have your attention for just a minute? Umm, yeah, so if you were to take the time to refer back to page 83 of this thread, on 29 October, you'll see a post, by me, that references page 100... Umm, well, I have to admit, I was really looking forward to the outporing of praise and all that by being the first to post on page 100, and all, and well, uhh, that was taken from me...
Now, I have consulted my lawyer, and he says that my mentioning of page 100 first serves as an ex poste facto ergo sum imperiator el pollo loco del taco (man, these lawyers sure are wicked smart) statement that, in effect, reserved the right to me, AND TO ME ALONE, to be the first to post on page 100. By taking that from me, well, I am sorry to say, but some of you have infringed upon my civil rights, done irreparable emotional damage, and cost me untold thousands to recover from my psychological trauma .
With that in mind, and as an alternative to dragging every stinkin' one of you into court, me lawyer has suggested a more reasoned approach (although I must say, both Al Sharpton and the ACLU were chompin' at the bit for this case to go to trial...). Therefore, I must ask all of you to go back, delete any and all posts that have been posted past page 99, and cease and desist in all posting on this thread until I get around to posting photos of my finished build as the FIRST post on page 100. At my current rate, I expect that to be around Saturday... the 16th of March... 2011...
Thanks for working with me on this, guys. I know I can count on you for support (plus I know you all fear my subpeona powers!!)...
(In the background, the music to "Too much time on my hands" plays.... )