I'm totally serious, that is what I would do. One of my friends is/was the chief scientist for Xerox. When he graduated from MIT, he went to work for DARPA and eventually Xerox, which was a privatization of that branch of the Pentagon.
He was assigned to fix copiers and went through a multi-(I don't remember how many) week repair school.
By the way as I relate this story I sense you're going- "oh duh ,dumb butt", so bear with me.
His first assignment is to a field repair office in Santa Clara, Ca . He goes out on a call and spends 2 hours running the diagnostics, can't fix it, goes back to the office for lunch. The other techs ask "did you fix it?".
"No".
"Did you look in the wastebasket next to the machine?".
"No, why?".
"Because the first sheet in the top of the pile would have shown you the problem!".
Now mister rotor genius, maybe you need to look in the wastebasket. Again no disrespect intended.