AAAAAAAAARRRRGGGGGGHHHHH!!!!!!!!
Nonsense rules on Friday night, and the Newbies be cursed!
Well sure where's Bondo and the Whitley: I bow to your perfection, as I am not worthy, but there's a plank for the lot o' ye what don't rate the plezzur o' Frank's Port (oh never mind, his wine).
It's a rum thing fer sher. Aaron is absent passing boxcars though Brownsville (OMG wotsd that mean? extra TP?). Daywalker is in the Wardroom, but a little sleepy from tryin to lite a fire wit' 'is opicals on, and the new recrewts are persumpttish.
The CAG is aboot, Captain Roy tol' us a shanty in the wardroom, and I'm servin the torp juice, so line up, cuz it's tradishun on Fridays hereboots.