Aye Aye XO, it will be a pleasure sir!
Gar, me arties, aforin' I get ta thu piratical, let's review the Agenda fer th' Frankinwaster's party on the poop.
Call to order at 4 bells of the second dog watch tommorrow:
Senior Officer of the Deck at mast:
Cocktails:
Followed by dinner, a pig:
And then we get to the dancin', and the kissin', and the drinkin, and the lovin':
Followed by unfortunate marriages:
But it's a Rum ship, and well run, despite the crew.
Afterwards, these who look like this:
'U'll be treated to these:
And where in the Hell is Nam?