Wonderful tribute from the CAG! Our Veterans Day is coming as well. 11 Nov is the actual day I believe on the anniversary of the War to End all Wars end. Pity some seem to have missed that memo.
Now there are present matters that have me concerned as well.
Seems that there have been a trend of injuries amonst the crew lately. We need to reflect and brief on our safety proceedures here once again with 2 injuries I know and myself still recovering from one.
Dave has broke a pinky playing basketball and Frank our own XO was involved in a vehicular stunt accident. ( Wild man)
Since Dave posted his injury all dressed and treated I thought it only appropriate to show Frank as well to avoid concerns and rumors about his current condition.
As you can see there is a lot of Damage where the optivisor was forced into his skull during the collision and has kinda permanently attached itself to his head. The removal was a touch and go procedure. But he looks like he will be fine once the bandages are removed.
Now to review some guidlines abaord this ship!
1. Never drink alone and always check yer cup for er shall we say " Bondo Residue"
2. Always build and paint yer models in a well ventilated area and remember to breath between the fumes! Flattulance can be fatal and a silent killer!
3. Don't mistake your paint thinner bottle for the rum bottle.
4. If you fall overboard I got dibbs on yer rum ration.
5. No more than 6 woman at a time. Unless they are related to each other.
6. Always dress the XO and Dave up with a hemet of sorts.
7. Don't sail while texting or pass out on the rail road tracks.
8. When you cant tell if your deficating or puking or both happen simultaniously it is time to switch brands of booze.
9. Never ever let Bondo near the punch bowel!
and lastly 10. Don't antagonize , feed or date alligators, Grizzly bears, or any other wild animals that can kill you. This includes jealous Gothy girls as well.
Thank you for your time and remember these are not just words! But Words to live another day by!.
Thank you and goodnight!