The story you are about to read is true. No names have been changed because no one is innocent and needs to be protected.
Well then there is this sad story of Bruno the doggy that chose to relieve hisself on a fire ant hill in the lawn. Needless to say the ants were not amused and bite poor Bruno right where it counts the most.
Since then this poor pup has feared the grassy lawn and only stays on the payment. Then today the most daring of UPS delivery men dashed for the door with my 1/72 Swordfish and Dee sent the viscous attack dog Bruno out after him!
Oh the commotion ! Oh the Humanity! The Ups Man dropped my package and ran for it!
Then taking full advantage of distraction, in broad daylight the bandit struck! Peering into the window to make sure it was all clear!
He then made off with all Bruno's dinner!
Bruno now having a paved path to the street dashed for freedom! Off they all went! Screaming and fleeing and chasing! Right down the neighborhood.
Now myself ? I simply picked up my box and returned to the airconditioned work room. Gee I hope she found her doggie?!
Heck I am just happy someone hasn't decided to make my home into some reality show!