Started to continue with an aircraft I started quite awhile ago. Broke out the glue:
Low and behold
There was rattling and quivering of paper
A muffled voice rang out, is that glue I smell
Pick me, pick me. I'm trapped inside this SS wrapped package
I ran upstairs and the package had moved toward me
Oh, no attack of the wrapped spues
I calmed the package with a jolly, Your turn is coming, just 17 more sleeps
The package quivered and whined, You are teasing me, my spues are stressed, Oh the wait.
HaHaHa, I got the last laugh or did I!!
I do not profess to be a writer and any similarity to a good writer is purely fictional to protect me.
PaPa-John