IT'S BACK! Secret Santa 2: Rudolph Strikes Back

A very happy birthday to you Pink and many more!!!!!!!!!

Steve

razordws wrote:

KINGTHAD wrote: Dont bother Jon he is busy making Pink's cake, Im sure it will have spitfire's all over it. Thad ...and all the candles will be coming out the back end of Bf 109's going down in flames.

HAHAHAHA, I totally pictured that whole cake

KINGTHAD wrote:

Dont bother Jon he is busy making Pink's cake, Im sure it will have spitfire's all over it. Thad

...and all the candles will be coming out the back end of Bf 109's going down in flames.

Dont bother Jon he is busy making Pink's cake, Im sure it will have spitfire's all over it.

Thad

Happy Birthday Pink!! and many, many, many, many, many more to come!!

Oh and Jon....how about now? can I, can I, can I?

Zip

Happy B-Day Pink!  So who's gonna send her another gift?

Yup, happy Birthday, Pink!

I have a very effective way of battling the urge to rip the paper off of the ssgb package. Since I have no tree I just tossed it up on the stash pile and forgot about it. Well, almost forgot about it but it just blends in with everything else and I don't think about it. No voices for me!

Happy Bday, Pink!

I love saying that.

Pink.

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PINK!!!  (don't think I've ever seen so much pink text in one thread before)

You won't believe what happened this morning.  MY son called me at work to tell me he forgot his skates at home (which I had put in a big red bag on top of his back pack, sheeesh!!!) and could I go get them as he needed them for his PE class first thing.  So I went home, completely ticked off at my son for forgetting the skates (it's only 5 min from work) and just as I pull up in the driveway the mail truck pulls up too and hands me my Secret Santa parcel.  How cool is that.  (yes I have forgiven my son now).  Let the torture (and the little tiny voices ) begin!!!

I hear Jon is bringing the cake. Happy B-day Pink.

Thad

Azgaron wrote:

TheLastPriest wrote: Everybody join me in a round of Happy Birthday for my beautiful wife! "Happy birthday to you........"  I'll join you at the best of my ability "Happy birthday to you...." Azgaron

"Happy birthday dear Piiiiiink!!!"

TheLastPriest wrote:

Everybody join me in a round of Happy Birthday for my beautiful wife! "Happy birthday to you........"

I'll join you at the best of my ability

"Happy birthday to you...."

 

Azgaron

 

Happy Birthday!! Several people I really care about died this week in past years, so I celebrate the rebirth and good things to come.

Everybody join me in a round of Happy Birthday for my beautiful wife! I am pretty proud of myself, I dont know how but with how broke I am I was able to scrape enough money together to buy her something she has been begging for for 2 years, an MP3 player for a Christmas/Birthday present......Somebody call comcast and tell them they will get their money next month. Today she turns........hmmm I shoot my mouth off a lot and am pretty brave but I will let her share her age if she would like. Or we could take wagers on it, you know whatever is clever. Happy birthday angel face! Well I will start the song

"Happy birthday to you........" 

Ya with my "home bar" in castro valley, I actually brought so many people with me, or so many people were regulars because I brought them that I was on the owners tab. He paid for pretty much all my drinks. Sure didnt help much, wake up in the afternoon and you are hungry and dont have food or money. Go down to the bar and eat some pretzels and drink a hefewisen or two, stuff is like liquid bread. Fill ya right up. PM recieved and replied to

It was my best friends sister in laws bar. 7 Millers then I paid. TLP see my PM

Preach on! always made me laugh how a new person would walk into the bar and say one wrong word to the wrong person and end up bleeding in the street but a regular could walk through the bar so wasted they could hardly stand while insulting every person and their mother and we would all laugh it off.

Well, you guys are wonderful, sorry if I made light of it, but I think we're kidding here. I've done my time in Tenderloin bars. One night my wallet got snatched from my jacket on my stool while I was shooting pool. I was so pissed I shook down all the guys at the bar, who could have individually put me to bed in the dumpster out back or collectively thrown me across Turk Street.

Bartender lent me her phone.

Sometimes those bars had a certain ... patience with the antics of the regulars.

 

 

 

Actually the main biker gan......er group, were family friends of hers they kept the ex's away. It was my bar that contained a few of her ex's. Either way, we look back at our old haunts and wonder how on earth we survived. I was amazed the first time she took me to her bar, she would walk right in this place and put her jacket, purse and cell phone on the bar and walk away. I was shocked, this was a place that if I put my drink down and walked away the thing would be gone! But those friends of her dads had everybody well instructed. There were times we would get so drunk we would just walk out with all her stuff sitting on the bar, she would come back the next morning to find eveything sitting there. Freakin amazing, always reminded me of that scene in Gangs of New York where the sheriff hangs his pocket watch in the middle of the five points only to have it still there when he returns. But yes, truth is you chose your company based on how you feel about yourself. If you are a depressed drunk with a poor outlook on life you will end up in a dark pit surrounded by people of ill repute. Says a lot as much hoopla has been made about me quitting drinking with pinks help, she had to do the same for herself before she could help me. Granted she wasnt as far gone as I(she only drank at night) it still says a lot for her that she got out with her own stregth of will then had to sit one foot in one foot out so she could assist me in getting myself out.

Hard to let old boyfriends go??

TheLastPriest wrote:

Yup, you should have seen some of our favorite hangouts. hers was worse

 

 

It was not that bad! Ok so there was the occasional Hells Angel fight in the back...but what bar does not have that?

Yup, you should have seen some of our favorite hangouts. hers was worse

bondoman wrote:

You dated in Biker Bars?

To each their own, I guess!

You dated in Biker Bars?

I joke, bravery is not needed as my wife dosnt take it personally(one of her many perks). She has known I have a mouth piece on me since we started dating and I would shoot it off in biker bars and have to be shielded by the folks in the room that cared if I was alive or not. I have the smart comments and she has the snide ones. We shoot em back and forth and annoy the crap out of eachother. Sometimes one of us gets offended, sometimes not. But it is no secret that we both run our mouths. I just happen find it quite humorus to dance on that line

TheLastPriest wrote:

But instead I must just listen to the tiny females in my wifes presents, and true to form they talk a lot but say a little.

LOL

TLP, judging from some of your more recent posts(here and other threads), you are one brave(or a fairly recently) married man!

I wish I had a box with a little guy in it I would taunt him and such. But instead I must just listen to the tiny females in my wifes presents, and true to form they talk a lot but say a little.

It only gets worse CS......it only gets worse. Oh, yeah, don't let that little guy in the box fool you......he's really just trying to get you to open the package early! And he lies, he doesn't really have 50 kids at home.

Alright, the torture begins!  I just received my SSGB gift today. and already the suspense is killing me!

Does anyone recall Ruprecht the Monkey Boy in "Dirty Rotten Scoundrels"? Why am I picturing that? ROTFL