Codger Forum?

Bish

Sprue-ce Goose:

Bish:

20 years as a GRUNT, back, knees, ankles, groin and wrists, and i am only 41. Think i need to go for a refit before long.

 Hope you don't need too many replacement  parts ......and your medical doesn't cap at anything  less than

  £ 6 million

 

Medical, as in Insurance i assume. That one thing i don't have to worry about with the good old NHS looking after us. But think i need to find an easy job when i get out, rest the bones a bit.

Glad to hear of the NHS.

Are you eligible to apply for Yoemen Warders, or would the standing and walking be too much for your knees?

I think my knees could cope. But you have to be a SNCO for that, and i am a 22 year Kingsman.

VanceCrozier

 

AT6:

 

I'm starting to think that we need a section of this site just for us. It could be named the CODGER'S CORNER.

 

 

I resemble that remark! Reminder - try to never keep your CA and your denture cleaner in the same cupboard. Just sayin'...

Any Hints from Heloise for Field Marshals with wax lips?

Just asking.......

Sprue-ce Goose

 

VanceCrozier:

 

 

AT6:

 

I'm starting to think that we need a section of this site just for us. It could be named the CODGER'S CORNER.

 

 

I resemble that remark! Reminder - try to never keep your CA and your denture cleaner in the same cupboard. Just sayin'...

 

 

Any Hints from Heloise for Field Marshals with wax lips?

Just asking.......

 

"Wax lips sink ships...?"

VanceCrozier

 

Sprue-ce Goose:

 

VanceCrozier:

AT6:

I'm starting to think that we need a section of this site just for us. It could be named the CODGER'S CORNER.

I resemble that remark! Reminder - try to never keep your CA and your denture cleaner in the same cupboard. Just sayin'...

Any Hints from Heloise for Field Marshals with wax lips?

Just asking.......

 

 

"Wax lips sink ships...?"

"A snitch in time sinks nine?"

Now you see why I started this thread.

An excellent idea !

TomZ2

Now you see why I started this thread.

Hang on now, let me get my specs...

VanceCrozier

TomZ2:

Now you see why I started this thread.

 

Hang on now, let me get my specs...

They're on your head, silly !

Huh? Wha... ohhhh, there they are! Has anybody seen my keys?

there with my scissors...

OW!!!!!!!!!!! I think I just sat on my dentures.

That's still better than sitting on your scissors!

HEY, ALL YOU KIDS!!  GET OFF MY LAWN!!!

Huh?  Oh.  Never mind.  Sometimes can't tell the difference between the MOJOs and a bunch of rowdy kids.

I resemble that... I think.. maybe.... where's my Ghenko ??

MAJ Mike

HEY, ALL YOU KIDS!!  GET OFF MY LAWN!!!

Huh?  Oh.  Never mind.  Sometimes can't tell the difference between the MOJOs and a bunch of rowdy kids.

I resemble that remark!

Yo, Mike !

Ask yer mom if you can come out to play !

Bring your glove and bat.....

Vance is gonna meet us at the ball field for a game!

Oh OH.....Can I play? Please????

TomZ2:

Please forgive me for transplanting and shortening your comment but ,somehow, it seems to fit in a Codger Forum thread and would be a shame to waste it...

".... have the collective lack of memory of a gerbil on electroshock."

Sprue-ce Goose

TomZ2:

Please forgive me for transplanting and shortening your comment but ,somehow, it seems to fit in a Codger Forum thread and would be a shame to waste it...

“… have the collective lack of memory of a gerbil on electroshock.”

And as I’ve been quoted repeatedly, “This is the Internet. What you seize is what you keep.”

TomZ2

 

Sprue-ce Goose:

 

TomZ2:

Please forgive me for transplanting and shortening your comment but ,somehow, it seems to fit in a Codger Forum thread and would be a shame to waste it...

“… have the collective lack of memory of a gerbil on electroshock.”

 

 

And as I’ve been quoted repeatedly, “This is the Internet. What you seize is what you keep.”

Seizure may still apply.....

Medicman71

Oh OH.....Can I play? Please????

Absolutely!

(Always good to have a medical professional on the ballfield when the players get to, uhh, a certain age! )

What's with the kayakers this year?? Are they skipping the last half of the class where they teach you how to roll back over?

p38jl

hey.. i'm here to... lol.. medicaman is higher license level than me.. but I'm a licensed First Responder..!

 

oh.. BTW.  another kayaker failed ,,this weekend off Lamoine,, ( next town over from me.. ).. on a good note tho,,, a 18 month old ambulance service revived a toddler who fell into a well...was non responsive when they arrived..

so...

Yeah don't forget P38!! Man those kayakers aren't real smart. Great to hear that the other EMS service saved that toddler. Great job. It's always hard with kids.

Now where's my baseball glove?

Medicman71

 

p38jl:

 

hey.. i'm here to... lol.. medicaman is higher license level than me.. but I'm a licensed First Responder..!

 

oh.. BTW.  another kayaker failed ,,this weekend off Lamoine,, ( next town over from me.. ).. on a good note tho,,, a 18 month old ambulance service revived a toddler who fell into a well...was non responsive when they arrived..

so...

 

 

Yeah don't forget P38!! Man those kayakers aren't real smart. Great to hear that the other EMS service saved that toddler. Great job. It's always hard with kids.

Now where's my baseball glove?

......with somebody's scissors.........?

Heavens!!! I had no idea that this was the codger forest.

Sprue-ce Goose

Medicman71:

 

p38jl:

 

hey.. i'm here to... lol.. medicaman is higher license level than me.. but I'm a licensed First Responder..!

 

oh.. BTW.  another kayaker failed ,,this weekend off Lamoine,, ( next town over from me.. ).. on a good note tho,,, a 18 month old ambulance service revived a toddler who fell into a well...was non responsive when they arrived..

so...

 

 

Yeah don't forget P38!! Man those kayakers aren't real smart. Great to hear that the other EMS service saved that toddler. Great job. It's always hard with kids.

Now where's my baseball glove?

 

......with somebody's scissors.........?

Nope. My Trauma Shears are attached to my pocket on my EMS pants right now.

p38jl

Medicman71:

Sprue-ce Goose:

Medicman71:

 

p38jl:

 

hey.. i'm here to... lol.. medicaman is higher license level than me.. but I'm a licensed First Responder..!

 

oh.. BTW.  another kayaker failed ,,this weekend off Lamoine,, ( next town over from me.. ).. on a good note tho,,, a 18 month old ambulance service revived a toddler who fell into a well...was non responsive when they arrived..

so...

 

 

Yeah don't forget P38!! Man those kayakers aren't real smart. Great to hear that the other EMS service saved that toddler. Great job. It's always hard with kids.

Now where's my baseball glove?

 

......with somebody's scissors.........?

 

Nope. My Trauma Shears are attached to my pocket on my EMS pants right now.

 

  lol my scissors are lost somewhere... my trauma shears are in my med bag...,which i could smuggle many southern bourne personel in.....

The trauma bag in my truck is in desperate need of cleaning and restocking. I haven't used it in forever (not a bad thing I guess). I can never keep a pair of trauma shears for to long, as they always seem to disapear. That's why I don't buy those expensive stethascopes.