AAARRRRGGGG! Something be smeeling of fish and it not be the waters! I may have been born on a day but twearnt not yeasterday! Who gets promoted on a Wedsday anyways and the Nam is still missing in action and I fear the worst! A strange coinkydance that he just disappears and now the Bondo his partner in plunder makes the grade! Yes I think something be most foul down in the bilges!
Knowing that most of you fear The newly promoted Capt I tooks it apon myself to do a bit of exploring!
I decided in his absence during the celebration to do a little search for clues in Capt Bondo's cabin.
When I saw his parking place I knew I was close!
I ignored the obvious warning signs until I found the door and used me skeleton key! The one Nam use to use to break into the rum lockers with.
Clenching my behind tightly I continued cautiously!
Hmmm everything seems normal enough... He has the usual taste in decorations.
Usuall entertainment
Hmmm seems apparent that he knew about the promotion.
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Strange item in the chamber pot.
Nothing in the closets but T-shirts and underwear.
Hmmmmm looks like he likes to spend a lot of time in the galley!
He has not been gone long his mug is still warm
Wait whats behind this poster a secret trap door!
Wonder why he put an air freshner here?
Slowly I open the door and.......
AAAHHHHHH! AHHHHH! I knew it!
Congrats Captain! Well Deserved!