Nice to see that the Ape's are using their own merchandise...

"When your in the Jungle hunting Human's, make sure to protect your Gun from the Element's ".

"  That's why I only use Planet of the Ape's Gun case's"

"How much would you pay"? "$49.99......$29.99..... how about $19.99"?

NOT TODAY !!! "We're giving these away for $9.99 !"  "But, act fast.... we only have a limited supply of these collectable Gun case's" "The first two Million will be autographed by General Ursis Himself !"

" Be one of the next 10,000 caller's , and we will include a Free bottle of Lady Ape Cologne"!

"One lucky person ( Baxter ) will receve one for free, because their thread reached 19,000 view's ! "

( shipping and handeling charges will apply. not to be sold to minor's.May cause cancer in California. Cannot be used with an "actual" Firearm.Your Milage may vary.Not responsable for Spontanious Combustion.  Lifetime warrenty void after delivery.)

Laughing my tail off, Tim. You never fail to deliver.

Btw. Are those sweatpants he's wearing? He's a fashionable ape too.

I'm not trying to get "Political" or anything, But with the election's comeing up on Nov. 6th, I thought I should get the word out.....

He's gonna put his "nemisis" in a can...

( I know .... off topic .... but I couldn't resist !)

littletimmy

He's gonna put his "nemisis" in a can...

Chuckle..

Or in the spirit of the season should I say, Chucky.

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Look's like he's been drinking ....

So there I was , minding my own business, searching a German Kregsmarine website for color picture's of liferaft's .

When I came across this...

Did the Ape's go further back in time than we were first led to believe...???

BETTER QUESTION : Why is this picture on a WWII website ? 

Baxter, it appear's our "maddness" on this thread has spread to the World Wide Web !

There you have it. I didn't finish my story but it lead to apes and time travel. Here is photographic evidence that they accomplished it.

Man! This conspiracy runs deep. They might have even collaborated with the N.a.z.i.s

Lol, good stuff guys!!! 

Did one of you guys outbid me for this on Ebay???

Lol. It wasn't me. Maybe it was Timmy. Or maybe the Capn? Capn plays aloof and all, but behind the scenes--he's dig'n all this ape stuff. 

So, last night I watched an older movie I hadn't seen before. I DVRd it off TCM. It was pretty good and pretty dang creepy. It is very much like the movie, The Brain That Wouldn't Die. Someone glummed off the other because they are that much alike. 

Quit complaining! You don't need arms, legs, or a torso.

Hmmmm, I've seen 'TBTWD' a bunch of times but don't think I've seen this one. 

Frankly I don't think anyone would ever want to save my brain- they might try to keep my left little toe alive after my death though... 

'THE TOE THAT WOULDN'T DIE!!!'

BTW: On horror movies I watched 'The Shining' Sat. night. Am I the only one that loves Jack Nicholson in the movie but still thinks that playing a character that goes from normal to dangerous crazy is a little odd for him? Seems to me it's more Nicholson goes in the movie from wacky but mostly harmless crazy to dangerous crazy.

Gamera

Am I the only one that loves Jack Nicholson in the movie but still thinks that playing a character that goes from normal to dangerous crazy is a little odd for him? Seems to me it's more Nicholson goes in the movie from wacky but mostly harmless crazy to dangerous crazy.

Gamera

Hmmmm, I've seen 'TBTWD' a bunch of times but don't think I've seen this one.   

Gamera

Frankly I don't think anyone would ever want to save my brain- they might try to keep my left little toe alive after my death though...  'THE TOE THAT WOULDN'T DIE!!!'

Gamera

Frankly I don't think anyone would ever want to save my brain- they might try to keep my left little toe alive after my death though...  'THE TOE THAT WOULDN'T DIE!!!'

For me, it would be my hair ......

"WATCH OUT !!!!!   IT'S HEADING FOR THE CHILDREN !!!"

" Somebody grab the "Holy Hairbrush"!

littletimmy

For me, it would be my hair ...... "WATCH OUT !!!!!   IT'S HEADING FOR THE CHILDREN !!!" " Somebody grab the "Holy Hairbrush"!

You got hair? Lucky dog.

I guess if they were gonna save something on me it would be my elbow. You know... the peoples elbow. 

Someone left her blinkers on.

Thats a funny one.

Bakster! Give him the elbow! Get em!

Bakster

Thats a funny one.

 

Jan in the Pan!!!!! 

Tim: Be happy with your hair, most of mine left years ago... 

Bakster

You got hair? Lucky dog.

My thought exactly!

Greg

 

 

Bakster

You got hair? Lucky dog.

 

 

My thought exactly!

 

Gamera

Jan in the Pan!!!!! 

Hello, Jan in the Pan. It's nice to meet you. You look lovely today. How about we go for a stroll?

Oh! Sorry! I forgot... You have that pan thing going on. 

' it Jan! That crack about going bowling and using you as the ball was just a joke!!!' 

Gamera

' it Jan! That crack about going bowling and using you as the ball was just a joke!!!' 

 

I didn't think that was funny at all. Please accept your punishment like a man and get the peoples elbow. 

Bakster

We are follicly challenged.

Indeed.

You guys are very entertaining with Jan. Some great stuff. Creative.

littletimmy

Bah, E'rybody knows Soylent Yellow is fresher!

Bakster

I guess if they were gonna save something on me it would be my elbow. You know... the peoples elbow. 

CAN YOU SMEL-L-L-L-L-L-L-L, what Baxter's glueing.

Gamera

Tim: Be happy with your hair, most of mine left years ago... 

Yea..... my hairline "use to be" a lot closer to my eyebrow's ....... and my Knee's !

Ahhhhh, to be 18 again.......

CapnMac82

Bah, E'rybody knows Soylent Yellow is fresher!

I get mine straght from the factory , so, you know,..... it's still warm.

Bakster

Lol. It wasn't me. Maybe it was Timmy. Or maybe the Capn? Capn plays aloof and all, but behind the scenes--he's dig'n all this ape stuff.

Not me.  Only recent bidding was on old radios (a PRC-6 and a PRC-77) and some H'ween decor.  Not even a vaguely apish item. 

Mind, it poured rain H'ween, so decorating was under-played this year.

Lessee if this works:

Or this, from this year: