QUOTE: Hey, you started this ball rolling mate, I'll be a monkeys uncle if I'm the only one gettin' a lashin' |
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Tweets - funny that's exactly what Kremps used to say... told me I'd be crazy if I thought I was the only one she was gonna give a lashin' to...
I ditto the 129 request... let's see something that's gonna challenge you! You've talked about that squiggle job almost since I first got on here!
Karl - maybe it actually took that long to teach THEM to reboot the machine.. it seems most people think it an unnatural act, and now and then I even have a tech call me with a question out of desperation, especially if they think it is network or server related problems, and I have to give them the third degree to find out if THEY rebooted it... even go as far as:
Me: "Did you reboot their machine?"
Tech: "Yeah"
Me: "Are you lying"
Tech <various expletives deleted>
Me: "That's not what I asked you, did you reboot it?
Tech: "Yeah"
Me: "Now... I also asked are you lying... are you?"
Tech: "No, I logged off and back on and it still does it"
Me: "That's not what I told you to do... now reboot it and see if it works"
and so on until....
Tech: "Wow! Nevermind
I fixed it! After it rebooted, it went away!"
Me: "Cool... oh and by the way...... YOU'RE WELCOME"