Hmmm, Aussies and Texans seem to do strange things when they get together. Anyway, folloing is a list of funny sayings and stuff I've come a cross during my continuing and (hopefully) not yet concluded stay on this earth.
1. That's a Philip's head screwdriver?! That guy Philip must have had some weird f***ed up head! (That one always makes me crack up.)
2. "I'm hungry."
"I'm thirsty."
"Trade?" (conversation between me and my friend)
3. I'll have a diet Dr. Pepper.
I'm not Dr. pepper.
4.(This one is me when writing an FAQ about my school)
Q. Where is the school located?
A. On Long Island.
Q. Will my child be happy here
Q. How big is the school?
A. Very small. We have only about 400 students.
(I barely managed to delete the offending material before a teacher came about. Not that it was really an insult, more of a sophisticated sattire. See if you can spot it. That's right, one of 'em doesn't have an answer.)
-Tanky
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