Fleet Air Arm Group Build

namrednef wrote:

as soon as I can spy a worthy Ossifer to handle the deck!

No more whiperin' in the deck'ouse' or we'll rouse the 'lot o'ye and rope YOU up on a short walk to a long sleep!

Beggin pardin' yer Braidishnesses, but these new men look like the real thing, wots gonna finally be a build, an' I'm proud ta say they'll fall in, or fall over, or fall down, on yer Excresences commands.

Dead men tell no tales, the ship is rightish, LtC Nam can pint a flintlock lef'anded and off we go. No fraternizin' wit' the new boys 'll be tolerated down 'ere in Rat hell as we like to call the accomerdations in the Focsle, the one rum key is in the hands of the officer pudlinesses, mind ye Mc and Raider so don't go offrin' rum at their arses, keep for those who work for a livin'.

The ol' CAG will see fit no doubt to let it flow down'ill by friday.

But- in the meantime we need posts! we need commitments! we need a box shot or a capture or a link to what projects 'll keep your scurvy hides around. I'll lead, by tomorrow. And would be good if the CAG, XO and Cap'n would raise their faces out o' their, um , better pursuits, screens, or vomit and set a tack for the horizon.

Nams a good junior officer, but I'm gonna clock him one abaft 'is head if'n 'e don't stand down and rest 'is bones a minute.

AARRRGGGGHHHHHHHHHH

LMAO!!!! Those were great Dave!!!!! NO!, My idea of quality entertainment is not a six pack and a bug zapper! Although watching the moths flame up is pretty funny.

Cheers, Richie

The 'red nef' is also retired military.......and was awakened many times by the tankers down in Killeen!

I have owned a restaurant in Loudonville, Ohio also......so step away!

Put the woman to sleep and find the scurvy Bondoman! And valiant does not apply when he's in the cups! I'm sure you shall locate him by Friday!

The Mason-Dixon comment applied to the XO. But you made the most of it!

Now! If you'd read the POD......you'd know I'm recovering from an evil surgery.......got nothing but time, matey......nothin' but time!

Ye shall be a stalwart addition to LCdr. Bondomans gang of cutthroats!

Now! Back to yer building!

Should you choose again.....it's Fenderman.........backwards.....an old screenname I've managed to keep.

Taking the morphia as soon as I can spy a worthy Ossifer to handle the deck! 

namrednef wrote:

Hmmmmmmmmm.....shouldn't you be building or watching the All-Star Game sfc?.....or perhaps walking the alleys looking for LCdr. Bondoman?

 Ah now there be the namrednef that be famously what was the word? Beniviolent? Not much of a sports fan since Xena warrior princess was canceled, Have one more night of work to be sure as this be my Friday. Patience I say to thee the valient LCDR Bondoman will have at ye soon enough! As far as the Mason Dixon line rules. Me and the little woman are originally from Ohio. I retired outta Fort Hood and she has made me a Texan

 So I have two questions for ye? What is snow? and why is the red nef fellow still awake? LOL

Daywalker wrote:

namrednef wrote: For a while Daywalker was riding the snowblower to work! You saw me?  sfcmac wrote: ...for a moment I thought he was going to say the rum wench offering was Frank's sister or something. Whew! How did you know?  It must've been the eyes that gave her away. Did you hear the new law they passed here recently? In Wisconsin, even if you get divorced, you can still be brother and sister.

I thought that rule was for south of the Mason-Dixon Line! 

Hmmmmmmmmm.....shouldn't you be building or watching the All-Star Game sfc?.....or perhaps walking the alleys looking for LCdr. Bondoman?

namrednef wrote:

For a while Daywalker was riding the snowblower to work!

You saw me?

sfcmac wrote:

...for a moment I thought he was going to say the rum wench offering was Frank's sister or something. Whew!

How did you know?  It must've been the eyes that gave her away.

Did you hear the new law they passed here recently?

In Wisconsin, even if you get divorced, you can still be brother and sister.

I'm thinking you posted something similar to this a few months ago Swords!

Still hilarious.....and thought provoking....at the same time!

For a while Daywalker was riding the snowblower to work!

ROTFLMFAO!!!  Man, those wouldn't half as funny if they WEREN'T true!  Hmmm...

Oooo...  That sounds like a challenge to me gents if I ever heard one...  heh heh hehhhh!!!!

YOU KNOW YOU ARE A TRUE WISCONSINITE WHEN:

1. Your idea of a traffic jam is ten cars waiting to pass a tractor on the highway.

 

2. “Vacation” means going up north past Hwy 8 for the weekend.

 

3. You measure distance in hours.

 

4. You know several people who have hit deer more than once.

 

5. You often switch from “heat” to “A/C” in the same day and back again.

 

6. Your whole family wears Packer Green to church on Sunday.

 

7. You can drive 65 mph through 2 feet of snow during a raging blizzard, without flinching.

 

8. You see people wearing camouflage at social events (including weddings and funerals).

 

9. You install security lights on your house and garage and leave both unlocked.

 

10. You think of the major food groups as beer, fish, and venison.

 

11. You carry jumper cables in your car and your wife or girlfriend knows how to use them.

 

12. There are 7 empty cars running in the parking lot at Mill’s Fleet Farm at any given time.

 

13. You design your kid’s Halloween costume to fit over a snowsuit.

 

14. Driving is better in the winter because the potholes are filled with snow.

 

15. You refer to the Packers as “we.”

 

16. You know all 4 seasons: almost winter, winter, still winter and road construction.

 

17. You can identify a southern or eastern accent.

 

18. You have no problem pronouncing Lac Du Flambeau.

 

19. You consider Minneapolis exotic.

 

20. You know how to polka.

 

21. Your idea of creative landscaping is a statue of a deer next to your blue spruce.

 

22. You were unaware that there is a legal drinking age.

 

23. Down South to you means Illinois.

 

24. A brat is something you eat.

 

25. Your neighbor throws a party to celebrate his new pole shed.

 

26. You go out to fish fry every Friday.

 

27. Your 4th of July picnic was moved indoors due to frost.

 

28. You have more miles on your snow blower than your car.

 

29. You find minus twenty degrees “a little chilly.”

 

30. You actually understand these jokes, and you forward them to all your Wisconsin friends.

namrednef wrote:

simpilot34 wrote:  Daywalker wrote:  simpilot34 wrote: Wisconsin obviously does something right besides cheese!!!!!!! LOL! Oops, sorry Frank! No offense. LOL!   Heck! I referred to Frankie as a Cheesehead long ago! Prolly wasn't the first!

No worries gents!  It will take a lot more than that to offend me.

(And no, that wasn't a challenge!)

simpilot34 wrote:

Daywalker wrote:  simpilot34 wrote: Wisconsin obviously does something right besides cheese!!!!!!! LOL! Oops, sorry Frank! No offense. LOL!

Heck! I referred to Frankie as a Cheesehead long ago! Prolly wasn't the first! 

Daywalker wrote:

simpilot34 wrote: Wisconsin obviously does something right besides cheese!!!!!!! LOL!

Oops, sorry Frank! No offense. LOL!

Aye!.....and it were! sfc..... I'm forwarding a chit to the XO that ye be designated as Striker under LCdr. Bondoman! I do it with trepidation as your command of nonsense talk seems to rival Bondo's! I fear you may be a spy.....watch your step! You are made for each other! Stand by!

I am still in uniform and haven't had a tot .....yet!

XO.....Pm's inbound/outbound received and replied.........we'll rope this bunch into shape!

(Happy to see another Avenger in the landing circle too!) 

simpilot34 wrote:

Wisconsin obviously does something right besides cheese!!!!!!!

LOL!

sfcmac wrote:

Whoa! Hang ye on just a sec! I have a tribute to pay for the good sir Frank's kindness. Here ye be some fine aged fresh rum and the bar wench that it came by. The web site says she be a Wiscinsin girl! Having said my fill I am content to await me fate. Proceed sir namrednef.

WOOHOO!!!  Thanks Aaron, I have stowed her away in me cabin for safe keeping!

sfcmac wrote:

Twould seem Namrednef that yer missing shipmate has come too and awoke with a vengence! The salty talk seems to be meeting the needs of an extended weekend that ne'er ends which suits me. Ye may have more time to post as ye recover from the saw bones but have an excuse as to yer behavior to blame the pain medication reacting adversely to the tankard of rum. I alas have no such vindication and fear meself as loony as a pink floyd song.   Aye Bondoman I said Pink Floyd! Funny thing is Isee no trouble in understanding him as he seems to be from a heavy metal episode. Tis true I have signed my name in many a desert sand and sailed many a sea only to find myself the driver of the largest land lubbing vehicle in the world.  Yer decks are swabbed with raiders tooth brush and be cleaner than seen in many months in case of a surprise inspection from the highers. My choice to a build shall be something suitable to punish my lack of attention and sensativity to the Lt Commander namrednef whom I am hoping is recovering well enough to soon aid me in replenishing the rum rations.  This be an armor build eh?  Arg to the plentiful toil and lack of women and spirits I shall come up with a plan. Perhaps a Ventura would be a suitable punishment for my lack of vision and respect?

 LtCmr (Snr): the men stand at attention, and comfortably numb, it would appear!

 Twould seem Namrednef that yer missing shipmate has come too and awoke with a vengence! The salty talk seems to be meeting the needs of an extended weekend that ne'er ends which suits me. Ye may have more time to post as ye recover from the saw bones but have an excuse as to yer behavior to blame the pain medication reacting adversely to the tankard of rum. I alas have no such vindication and fear meself as loony as a pink floyd song.

  Aye Bondoman I said Pink Floyd! Funny thing is Isee no trouble in understanding him as he seems to be from a heavy metal episode. Tis true I have signed my name in many a desert sand and sailed many a sea only to find myself the driver of the largest land lubbing vehicle in the world.

 Yer decks are swabbed with raiders tooth brush and be cleaner than seen in many months in case of a surprise inspection from the highers. My choice to a build shall be something suitable to punish my lack of attention and sensativity to the Lt Commander namrednef whom I am hoping is recovering well enough to soon aid me in replenishing the rum rations.  This be an armor build eh?

 Arg to the plentiful toil and lack of women and spirits I shall come up with a plan. Perhaps a Ventura would be a suitable punishment for my lack of vision and respect?

namrednef wrote:

The exalted, overblown LCdr. Namrednef is in no position to recommend builds! Normally a pollywog such as yourself applies with their own idea for a build. Then it is left to the XO or the CAG to welcome them aboard. BTW.....The XO works on the odd shift as does CAG, Tango1. They posts when they can!

We'd be linin' em up and I'll have em' on deck in the first watch fer sure, blast their wretched hides.

"raider83 and sfcmac" sez 'iz nibs the XO, what answers te' the CAG and the fiery Haligan! Sher, sir I'll take em' and make em' learn the deck!

"Raider" if ye' be Rickey Dudley, yer the runner o' th' outfit. If'yernt, yer the boy what wipes up affer the ossifers, special that Nam what cain't 'old 'is tots!!

"SFmac"; soldier boy are ye? Reckon I respect that, really do. Well we don't pee on the sand here, and the water ain't too warm, so hold it o'er the side and piss (damn, got edited, meant to say pess) wit' the tide!

Men and boys, there's work to be done till their "Olinesses, and they are that; XO, Cap'n and CAG return te' the ship and we cruise.

First assignments Rickey and SandBoy, what're ye' buildin' unnner the blankets on this night?

Nam I reckon ye kept em around and it's a Gar thing yer pin aint slappin inna breeze no more, was gettin tired o' lookin' at yer armpit when we were a' chattin!

Fondly, yer "Bosun" Bondoman

Aye it's binna bit annere's tales to tell.

Swab the foc'sle afore ya leaves!

As I've said......yer a worthy recruit.....

and my sig IS a cur!

The exalted, overblown LCdr. Namrednef is in no position to recommend builds! Normally a pollywog such as yourself applies with their own idea for a build. Then it is left to the XO or the CAG to welcome them aboard.

Now.....about the salty talk! This generally happens during the course of a weekend......as we enjoy the rum! Since I am recovering from surgery performed by our drunken sawbones......I have more time to post methinks! Usually you'd have been slapped about by the absent LCdr. Bondoman!

Be thankful 'tis the benevolent ME! (You wouldn't understand any of Bondo's post anyway.....so just as well)

BTW.....The XO works on the odd shift as does CAG, Tango1. They posts when they can!

 Ok so I'm not the brightest bulb in the lot! But I got the joke!

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One of the US Navy's finest.......  Mono 1/48th TBD Devastator.

 I beg your forgiveness sir and await your answer?

See what happens when the rum kegs run dry?