MONKEY BUSINESS
And with the weather gone bad in our area I thought I'd have a peaceful Saturday. Not so. I didn't expect Kung Fu Ape to show up. Cornelius has something to do with it, of this I am sure.
This guy wasn't leaving so, I had to go out.
Kung Fu Ape: Bring me Zaius.
Bakster: I say, Who? (No way I am handing over Zaius. He makes Cornelius crazy and after this stunt, all bets are off)
Kung Fu Ape: Bring me Zaius!
Bakster: I don't know a Zaizuz.
Kung Fu Ape: Bring Zaius or I split your head open with the butt of my rifle.
Bakster: (Egads!) Silly me. You want Dr Zaius! I am afraid you just missed him. He went to the forbidden zone.
Kung Fu Ape: Where is forbidden zone...
Bakster: It's about 3 miles north of here. When you see Dunkin Donuts, you are there. I am on a diet and I forbid myself from going there.
(With that...he glares at me, unsure if it's the truth. Not very confident in my sheepish poker face, I feel imminent death. Who'd believe a story like that anyway.
I have three things going through my mind right now.
1. Cornelius gets no bananas today.
2. Who'll save me when he goes apexxxx on me.
3. I have a powerful hankering for a double chocolate doughnut. I hope Zaius remembers to order a few of those.
Kung Fu Ape: (Snort) If he comes back--tell him to stay put. (Clip clop, he rides off)
And if you doubt this happened, my Apecam captured the moment.