AAARRRG! be right you revealous band of misbegotten creedance! ( I see the bad moon arisin")
Any how gather round I have a Labor Day weekend tale to tale of me adventures. Seems the CAG forgot and left me ashore buried in the stack of bikini's. Twas a most unseemly fate for the likes as I had to take a spot o leave.
Been celebrating the Missus B-day ask her age and she'll claim to be $29.99 plus shipping and handling. So followed suit with the likes of LtCmr Bondoman ( big mistake as I lack his refined talents) and took her to a "cork bar" after a proper dinner o'course. A cork bar is some fancy smancy wine place where you can have your fill of whatever ye can afford made from various grapes in places from around the world. After a few tots in this high flalutent atmosphere being all proper and inspectin the wines ambiance. (Sir Bondo woulda been proud) I get bored as I often do an nuthin er good usually comes of it.
So if you have ever seen the movie The Saint with Val Kilmer I did me best Thomas Moore imatation and ordered some fancy expensive wine. ( but sir the Latour 57 is 500 pounds a bottle) Well then I'll take 2 bottles! Then took out a roll of quarters and commenced with the college drinking games! A good time was had by all even some News paper resteraunt critic got in on the action.
Now what does this have to do with models? Hang on and I'll tell ye!
Remember the pic I posted of the kini's and thongs across me models on the bed ? Well I was a bit neglectful and left them as we went out. So on our return my wife was feeling the effects of the reveilment and spyed that very scene. Thinking I was preparing the way for a romantic evening she dove into the pile of bikini's and did not realize my models lay beneath.
Twas a most gruesome seen to behold. The lingerie all massed together with me hard fought efforts. Poor woman felt terrible as she left the room. Didn'yt have the heart to tell her she had me Grumman Goose stabilizer and a Ventura bomb bay door stuck on her backside . ( have to go search for those in a bit!)
So this be my question to all ye salts and upcoming scoundrals.... There be a moral to this story but what the heck is it? AAAARRRRG!