Keepin' yer belayin pin athwart me gunport, a be' thankin ye.
It's 8 bells an' a half in the Afternoon.
As the Officer on Deck for this watch, I've taken the swig o' elocushin", (glug here), and whistle the men up on deck.
MAA you are the Gun Captain, on account as you can shoot the big ones.
Midshipmen ran away after I entertained them, but if Raider13 would come to arms, the MAA will render you into service.
At this point on deck, we turn and salute the Officers! (glug)(glug)
CAG we have a new conscript, and maybe one other.
XO, It's a Rum thing, an wake up.
Captain, (glug)
ummmhhh, were's the mouse?
LtCmr : now here we have a man upon whic' (glug) we can focus.
Be there a dram?
(glug)
MAA
Dam yer eyes!
Welcome aboard Commander of the Band Trexx!